The Lube Promotion chant

"Allapatah has no crime. They have found their savior!"

LUBE
Compstat Room February 23, 2011

Lube is the Grand "Banana" Marshall of the Banana Republic festival of Calle Ocho.

With only four posts needed for that magical 1000, I am reminded of something as I saw that the "Pot Belly" thread made its way back into the front pages. 558 posts and 27,602 views meanss that for every 50 posts or so, someone writes a post that is usally pretty darn mean spirited and flat out wrong.

....On the other hand, 996 posts out of 16,891 views means that someone is compelled to write something (usually kind and funny) after only 17 views. The theory is proven. MPD is a kind hearted, easy, light spirited, place where they love their LUBE!!!

Yo Flounder...Only 3 more posts. I urge everyone to call the LEO Affairs Hot Line and request special recognition for our hero.

1-800-588-5823....Thta's 1-800-LUV-LUBE

T-MINUS.....2 MORE POSTS!!! get ready to party..roll out the barrell.....give LUBE a call. Send him your support.

Lube is truly good indeed.

I am the 1,000th Lube poster. Long live Lube!

CONGRATULATIONS RON!

Kudoes Ron. You did it! LUBElives in all of us!!!!!!!!!!!

Seen at City Hall..........In Weston......Arguing for a dog park for Yorkies.....Yup......LUBE!! :!: 8)