Best/Worst Speeding Excuse

[Muddy_Patrol_Car]

Ok, we've all had them. What's your best/worst speeding excuse? Besides the need to use the bathroom, or I'm running out of gas, or I'm late to work. What's the most creative you've heard?

-I'm late getting to a friend's exorcism. <---- No joke. Clocked him at 113mph.

Ok, we've all had them. What's your best/worst speeding excuse? Besides the need to use the bathroom, or I'm running out of gas, or I'm late to work. What's the most creative you've heard?

-I'm late getting to a friend's exorcism. <---- No joke. Clocked him at 113mph.

"I haven't had it in a while and I am going to my boyfriend's"

[Muddy_Patrol_Car]

Ok, we've all had them. What's your best/worst speeding excuse? Besides the need to use the bathroom, or I'm running out of gas, or I'm late to work. What's the most creative you've heard?

-I'm late getting to a friend's exorcism. <---- No joke. Clocked him at 113mph.

"I haven't had it in a while and I am going to my boyfriend's"

Hahaha. Just the other day I pulled up behind a vehicle stopped on the interstate with it's flashers on. Let's just say they couldn't wait for the next exit.

[quote=Muddy_Patrol_Car]

Ok, we've all had them. What's your best/worst speeding excuse? Besides the need to use the bathroom, or I'm running out of gas, or I'm late to work. What's the most creative you've heard?

-I'm late getting to a friend's exorcism. <---- No joke. Clocked him at 113mph.

"I haven't had it in a while and I am going to my boyfriend's"

Hahaha. Just the other day I pulled up behind a vehicle stopped on the interstate with it's flashers on. Let's just say they couldn't wait for the next exit.[/quote:9ivoxfv3]

I remember stopping a vehicle that could not maintain the lane at all on 95. It was late in the evening, so I figured DUI. I walk up and give my Eric Cartman "Step out of the car"...and the guy had an attitude.

Well he didn't want to get out because he was unable to stuff his equipment iback n his pants. Turns out he just got out of jail and this was the ride home with his girlfriend. They missed each other alot and couldn't wait.

My favorite and I still remember it 28 years later. I stopped a guy in a pickup on SR-29, 5 miles south of LaBelle running 75 in a 55.

He stopped immediately and I had my ticket book ready. (Yeah we had ticket books back then.) I asked him why he was in a hurry. He said Trooper I know you have heard this before, but I have to go to the bathroom real bad. (Paraphrased he had to do a #2.)

I said you just left LaBelle why didn't you stop there. He said the only gas station open was the Phillip 66 (they all closed at 5:00 PM back then). He said he would rather go in his pants than to sit on their toilet. (Paraphrased again)

I handed him his license and said be careful and there are no more troopers between here and your home. I also told him I stopped there once and I fully understood and I would too.

Captain Jeffrey L. Succi

"I'm on my way to buy a hat"

no kidding. Must have been one heck of a sale.

Me: Why are you driving so fast?
Driver: I have an emergency
Me: What's the emergency?
Driver: If I don't get this pizza delivered in two minutes, I gotta pay for it"

He was right around the corner from the delivery. I cut him loose and told him the next time he gets the full ride.

STOPPED BONEHEAD DOING 126 MPH NORTHBOUND ON I95. HE STATED THAT HE HAD A STAFF INFECTION AND HAD TO SEE HIS SPECIALIST. I ASKED IF HE WANTED AN AMBULANCE AND HE SAID NO. I ASKED WHERE IS YOUR SPECIALIST? HE STATED..................NEW YORK. HERE'S YOUR COURT DATE.

The bathroom excuse gets old. I do like the look of shock, when I tell them they can go inside to use the bathroom and the ticket will be waiting for them when they come out.

Of course that comes after the basic inderdiction stuff...I don't let them go flush dope.

From a female - my new shoes are too heavy.