bird murder

i just wanted everyone to know that sometime while i slept in my cozy rent free closet a "RAT" snuck into my house and murdered my bird. i cried for several hours but then decided i would not be able to do my job in the emotional state that i was in so i called in sick. can you believe human resourced told me it had to be an immediate member of my family, i tried to explain to them that "sweatpea" -thats the dead birds name- was part of my family and we had shared a bedroom floor for the past five years....but the still refused to let me use sick time........

we i guess i need to move my new cannondale bike so i have room to sleep in my closet...............

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