Blueprint of ABT's organizational structure
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    Blueprint of ABT's organizational structure

    Look at the following as a blueprint. Is it possible that this is a snapshot of ABT's organizational structure?

    South African researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science - Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant
    neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
    it an atomic mass of 312. They are held together by forces called
    morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
    called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;
    however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
    it comes into contact.

    A minute amount of Gv can cause a reaction that would normally take
    less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Gv
    has a half-life of five years; it does not decay, but undergoes a
    reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Gv's mass increases over time, since each reorganization
    causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical level of concentration, referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium, an element that radiates as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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    Don't forget all the "dark" matter that serves to hold everything down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Don't forget all the "dark" matter that serves to hold everything down...
    I know what you're saying. And.....................you're right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous
    Don't forget all the "dark" matter that serves to hold everything down...
    Many of whom can be found in the Assistant Neutron category.

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    OK, seriously, I haven't laughed that hard since I found out we actually pay for our sunpass accounts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mod 361
    OK, seriously, I haven't laughed that hard since I found out we actually pay for our sunpass accounts!
    Mod 361:

    When I first read this I couldn't believe how accurate it is in describing just about any governmental entity ABT being no exception. Glad you received it in the spirit of its intent.

    Ghost writer

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    Quote Originally Posted by ;1175655
    Look at the following as a blueprint. Is it possible that this is a snapshot of ABT's organizational structure?

    South African researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science - Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant
    neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
    it an atomic mass of 312. They are held together by forces called
    morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles
    called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;
    however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which
    it comes into contact.

    A minute amount of Gv can cause a reaction that would normally take
    less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Gv
    has a half-life of five years; it does not decay, but undergoes a
    reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    In fact, Gv's mass increases over time, since each reorganization
    causes more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical level of concentration, referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium, an element that radiates as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
    This deserves a second look

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