Effective 02012008 all Golden Beach PD officers will be required to turn in there service pistols, and will be reissued "airsoft" bb guns (Note: They will still resemble the Glock Model 22). Also all shotguns will be replaced by nerf supersoakers. All officer must also turn in their department issued oc/ pepper spray for silly string.

Effective the above listed date:
1) All officers will transport 39's to "Wanna-Do-City Jail" for processing.

2) All officers must attend the "Walmart greeters school" to deal with the community.

3) All officer will turn in their department issued ballistic vest and will be reissued a new personal life vest.

4) All k9 officers will turn in their junk yard seeing eye dogs and be reequipped with "Jewish shepards".

5) All gas operted police vehicles will be replaced by yamaha golf carts.....with green and amber bubble lights.

6) All officer will have a background check conducted again and all rejects who already work here will be grandfathered in.

7) All Ericson Mrk radios will be replaced by "Fisher Price" baby monitors.

8) All new peace officers will be fto'd by century village security department.

9) Detectives will now be responsible for investigating cold case animal homicides.

10) All admin are now required to get their GED's and attend Apex technical schools, upon completion you will recieve a free tackel box.

Note: This years uniform bid has gone to Kids-R-Us,