A Message To City Hall

Stay out of Lauderhill bars at night. I will be waiting to see you stumble into your car so I can get you for DUI before i go to Seminole PD. Stay dry, stay dry...

City Manager Chuck Faranda, you look like a jack ass. A real donkey with your big ears and buck teeth. I just wanted to thank you for the opprtunity to work like a slave for your crappy city for 3 years. that is the life expectancy around here I guess. You put in your 3 years, crash up some cars and then leave. You would save so much money in crashed cars alone if you would take some sort of preventive measure to keep us here rather than have a revolving door. Well jack ass, you can kiss my ass good bye. See you at the casino you greedy little man.

Seriously,

Don’t you EVER give your rederick a rest? You’re as bad as a 16 year old kid asking for the keys to the car from Daddy!

You need to just go to a different department with more money so you can ***** about things there too.

HELLO... Its Lauderhill, when have you EVER seen things change for the better around here?

You must be a S-L-O-W learner.

You tell me how much you need and I'll send you a check if it will just SHUT YOU UP. You’re like on EVERY thread!

Hey something for them to think about: 2 words.....CHILI COOKOFF

That alone is funny enough in itself. ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL those rednecks and white people in a not so nice area surrounded by Lakes, Dist 5, and the lovely City of Lauderhill. LMAO, whos dumb ass thought of that???

Even if you guys had 5 times the amount of units, you couldnt handle the security for that event, so its a good thing that every other agency in the county helps out.

I cant wait for this event to happen!

this place will never change because of people like you. If you would like, you can write a check of $3,000 to each 1-3 year officer, a check of $5,000 to each 4-6 year officer, a check of $7,000 for each 7-9 year officer and a check of $9,000 for each 9-11 year officer. Thanks