Germany is a great country.
Beer, food, women...

I think I am going to seek asylum in Germany.

How can I defect to Germany? The United States is becoming
what Germany was in the 1930's and 1940's. Now Germany
is a free nation and the the U.S.A. is becoming a great police
state.

Can I get the German equivalence of a green card and social
security number?
Can I pick barley in Germany like Mexicans pick tomatoes in USA?

Oh also, I'll go to Germany and never learn German. I'll be working
in the farms at less than minimum wage speaking English and
collecting German social security.... LOL