IUPA

Sir Lance,
Isn't it true that you will be placed in a high executive board position on IUPA if you are successful in getting BSO account? I knew you were motivated by something for yourself. It took all this time for it to come out. Hey guys, just ask Sir Lance if it's true, just ask. Don't insult the PBA by putting yourself in the running for board of directors. You were never serious about making a difference, other than lining your own pocket. Oh, by the way: if the PBA was soooooo bad, why then did you accept a scholarship for your daughter? You stood there and smiled in ****'s face when you had the knife in his back.

I'm retiring in four months, what do you expect me to do sit home and be board. I want a IUPA union job where I make a big salary and work only two hours a day. Union dues go to the union and the union is ME.....

Suckers, give me your vote and I promise I will take care of you. Just call union vice president Chris and he will put you on the list to come in and see me. The first opening is in about three years.

Here it is!!!

IUPA is great!!!!

15-17 and 23%

2 day work weeks

Tri State Take Homes

0$ for all insurance

100% health coverage on retirement

2 free domestic flights per member per year

Tinted windows

a free steak dinner at Shulas for every Felony arrest

McDonalds gift certificates for criminal traffic tickets

Free Dental

CI will be run by the guys at the service center

The service center will be run by the SRD's

and there will be free ice cream at Baskin Robbins for every day you don't call in sick\

There will be no discipline hearings

Friday will be work skip day for everyone down town

A party committee will be established

and a few other fun things are planned! So vote IUPA!!

Thanks for your support!

Here it is!!!

IUPA is great!!!!

15-17 and 23%

2 day work weeks

Tri State Take Homes

0$ for all insurance

100% health coverage on retirement

2 free domestic flights per member per year

Tinted windows

a free steak dinner at Shulas for every Felony arrest

McDonalds gift certificates for criminal traffic tickets

Free Dental

CI will be run by the guys at the service center

The service center will be run by the SRD's

and there will be free ice cream at Baskin Robbins for every day you don't call in sick\

There will be no discipline hearings

Friday will be work skip day for everyone down town

A party committee will be established

and a few other fun things are planned! So vote IUPA!!

Thanks for your support!

You forgot one thing.
Your dues will only be $75.00 bi-weekly.
That's a bargen for getting a 55% rase.