Self Fulfillig Fantasies

Look you self patronizing fools. Stop posting your names as prospective Chiefs of Police. You will never walk in the hallowed office of Chief because

1) You are moral
2) You are honest
3) You are hardworking
4) You are kind
5) You are respectful
6) You are wise

It is highly insulting to insinuate that you could come close to the villains, thieves, and scoundrels that have occupied the Chief?s office over the past 20 years. So do yourself a favor and let one of your corrupt coworkers fulfill this upcoming vacancy.

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Say goodnight Gracie

We have many naive officers that will give their right testicle to join the ranks of those morons.

Can we nominate some prospective candidates?