Who is this Moose guy?

If you ever want to become a "COP" not a pretty police officer let me know.

I'm tired of being so pretty, it's hard work. I wanna become a "COP" .... are you gonna give me your name and number so I can contact you ????

girl scouts wear green. it's one thing to have your city lower itself to become bso, it's another thing to apply there.

Let's all become lesbians!

I'm 6'1,260 pounds, and bald.... Pines is nothing but "pretty boys"?
Thanks for the compliment, get your eyes checked, and point in my in the direction of the females that share your opinion of us.
Or is it that we just look better than you because we don't have to wear green and white Department of Forestry uniforms. Or maybe its because ALL of our supervisors and command staff are taller than your fearless Lord Farquat from Shrek.

And as far as BSO doing real police work as opposed to Pines.... You're absolutely right... I wouldn't think of heading north into COOPER CITY or WESTON (I'm shaking in my boots from sheer terror!!!!) with anything less than a platoon.
Give me a break!!!

I'm sorry if I offended you guys. My rip was aimed at "Moose". But when someone talks about crunch time in the pines, I just found that too funny. I apologize to you real Cops in the pines, because it's safe to say that every dept. has there share of 0's. Just happens to be that you guys have the majority of 0's in your dept. And by the way I don't work for BSO give me a little more credit.

In reference to your comments about 'Moose" I have worked with him for a long time. What ever negativism you have towards him is unwarranted. Today is a day of mourning for the Deputy's who have gave their lives in the line of duty. What ever department you work for you need to develop a more positve attitude not only for those you work for but to fellow LEO'S no matter what department they work for. It is time to come together as Law Enforcement Officer's and be there for each and every officer that wears the badge. I commend you for being a LEO, but the criticism of Officer "Moose" is not necessary. Pray for the families of the LEO's who have lost their lives, that is what you should be doing now.