Uniformed

In response to your request to a raincoat, we do offer raincoats to all are successful in the completion of Ranger Academy.

Rangers in the Florida Park Service have outstanding opportunites for unique, rewarding careers for an annual salary of 23K a year.

Park Police Officers are encouraged to attend the outstanding academy offered by the Park Service. Applications can be obtained from any gung ho Park Ranger/Park Manager from the old days. There are plenty around. We repectfully request that highly trained "street officers" from the Park Police not apply. You will make us feel bad and spoil our fun.

Included benefits of being a Park Ranger include:

Many physical exausting days of manual labor.
All the previously used uniforms we can find for you to wear.
Driving vehicles and equipment that should have been junked years ago.
Early training on your ulcer, pending divorce, and possible alcoholism.

Requirements:

High school graduates requested.
Highly skilled in repairing equipment with string and duct tape.
Be willing to work with public.(this means being able to speak the english language.)
Have the ability to make eye contact with the public and answer their questions coherantly and completely.
Have the desire to promote to Assistant Manager for 30K per year. (Requires a bachelor's degree and the ability to make eye contact.)

As you can see, the Florida Park Service offers many fine opportunites for advancement and endless hours of low pay and horrible working conditions. And as you have asked, raincoats will be issued. (You receive one raincoat for your career, don't loose it.)

Applications can obtained on People Worst.

WOW!!!, AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOSY RAIN COAT.

WOW!!!, AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOSY RAIN COAT.

Sorry it isn't that simple you must E A R N your lousy raincoat!