Tiny Branham

What's going on with Tiny? I've heard he's a problem inmate and put up a fuss when he was arrested. Does he still weigh five zillion pounds? Do you have to feed him extra? Jani was my friend. I'd sure like to teach him a thing or two about chivalry and how to treat a lady ....... and save the taxpayers a lot of money in the process, because I kinda doubt he'd survive my lesson.

Any news on his pathetic, fat carcass?

Tiny's too busy stuffing his face to give us much trouble.

I don't want to even think about that disgusting pig ....

He's crazy as a shithouse rat, but other than that he's no problem. And yes, he's still a poster child for a fat camp failure...

We're running out of food! He's eating the concrete blocks in his cell! He's already eaten three other inmates!

We're fixing to deputize him.

Tiny ......... Schminy! :evil:

No fuss when he was arrested.