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Thanks for popping in.....now piss off. Share the sentiment with your "fellow white officer."



Division. It's what vile progressivism is all about. Progressive vermin such as yourself are the...

I don't owe you, any race, or any person squat for what you or they look like. Enforcing the laws that the citizens have caused be in effect has nothing to do with making you feel good about...

Who coordinated the multi-troll safecop assault here, anyway? To both authors: Technology is not a bandaid for the problem. Violent crime is out of control. Tracking criminals means nothing when they...

News links, please....

This needs to be dragged out into the daylight for all kinds of reasons.

Good guy? No.
Unwitting dipstick? Yes.
Guilty of wanting to intentionally frame someone? No.
Guilty of thinking he was so clever he could mislead the chief? Yes.

Regardless of how any of us feels about the merits of these individuals or their cases, the truth is that staff is quick to hit the "fire" button.....so they can say they did it. Staff may well be...

TM deserved it? Ouch. If you can't comport yourself as a professional here, in an online forum, chatting with a persona steeped in irreverence and the exquisite art of digital mockery…..how are you...

First, quick jockin' TM so damned hard, you're embarrassing yourself and making me blush…….

Second, were you this much of a boot-licking brass troll before this retreat? You sound like you've been...

No fool....it's that we don't give a crap about this garbage you're yammering on about. I lost count of the bodies a long time ago....blood, guts, dead kids, people ripped in half, people burned to...

It's not just you. Crime fighting is becoming a numerical hustle......the moving of ones and zeroes around in a computer to reflect change. Alter some key definitions and that change can be made to...

Here's the line, drawn in the sand. Not happening. Forget it. Piss off. Not interested. Save this garbage for the boot-lickers who want to do it to impress you. I don't want to impress you.

First...

Shouldn't vehicle inspections be done by squad sergeants after roll calls? Is that not the responsibility of the squad sergeants? Is conducting vehicle inspections a particularly difficult thing?
...

These would be nice to have here.

Nothing beats scoring mad deals at the mall and treating myself to some 5 Guys while there......a six pack in the parking lot before heading home makes the day complete.

I'm not about to blow my...

Trunk, you should lay off the coffee. Do you even know all the facts here? You say "screw him" I say screw you, jerk! In my opinion you are a keyboard commando tough guy. Did someone take your...

The issue of truthfulness aside - blasting down the road while "hammered".......what happens when he rear-ends one of you, or your kid; how about one of you motorcyclists? Feel like having a...

Up yours, pal.

If you want to quietly choke down garbage like this, be our guest. This is a place where we come to vent, free from retaliation and intimidation. If you don't like said venting, log...

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafe ... up/2144227

Good riddance :snicker:

......but it shows just a few more smarts if we spell it correctly. How about "perspicacity."

Trunk Monkey breaks wind in the general direction such self-aggrandizers and fears them not, sir.

The "corporatizing" of law enforcement, complete with charts, graphs and the mercurial whims of those twits who happen to be in charge that month has ruined it. Somewhere along the line, these...

No apologies necessary.....I have nothing against rules that are consistently and evenly applied. If a post or subject matter needs to be reined in, so be it.

I want everyone to be clear on one...

I agree with the above. The Chief said that decentralizing the unit into the three districts will result in better supervision......the suggestion being that one person cannot effectively and...

Agreed. The loss of that step didn't affect me, but I still think it's something that needs to be fixed and made right.

There's two standards. To see this, you first need to recognize the distinction between line-level officers and everyone above them.

We make the mistake of not realizing that it is far easier to...

Statewide jurisdiction? Pass. Not interested.

The primary issue here isn't whether or not the City will or will not mandate the use of City cars for court, nor is it over a couple bucks for mileage. The issue here is whether or not anyone cares...

Let me make sure I understand where you are coming from.

The SAO and PD squawked about having to pay statutorily mandated POV mileage when officers come to court because money is tight. They did...

Anybody else see a conflict between FSS and the latest from the brass regarding reimbursement from the SAO and PD's office for POV mileage?

The statutes are 92.141 and 92.142. Unless the City is...

Agreed. SAFECOP sucks. It's clunky, redundant, and is a dog on our computers.

^^^^^^^ um.............word. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

So you're saying that our weekend at the Orange meant waaayyy more than I thought it did......do I still owe you that twenty?

"No wonder so many people hate the cops these days and favor firemen."

So you're one of those badge bunny / hose groupies. That's hot, sister.....I don't suppose you like cheap beer, blow, and...

Trunk Monkey regularly records dirtbags and low-lifes while on-duty, and he's the first to admit to catching a little shut-eye on your dime as well. You should be glad, it keeps him sharp.

Be...

Trunk Monkey agrees that he has a creepy side; he resides in your trunk, after all. Furthermore, he acknowledges that the uninitiated can feel "awkward"......at first.

Just relax....go with...

......you must mean "mired"........and I suppose you are trying get at self delusional "narcissism."

There, Trunk Monkey fixed it for you. However, TM would recommend that your future criticisms...

Don't get pissed off at me because your mom wouldn't let you use the minivan to bring yourself and your buddies down here.......Trunk Monkey recommends that you put a little less time into the...

Thanks guys.....stay safe!

Trunk Monkey believes in giving credit where it is due.......obviously, whoever decided to assemble this much force to deal with the potential threat made a sound decision. Add in the tropical storm...

Holy cow.....who wrote this? I damned near spit my last natty ice all over the windshield of my cruiser reading the news this morning:


Breaking News
Tampa officers earned RNC activists'...

A true test is how you react and succeed when challenged. You weren't even close to challenged this week. So instead of acting like an arrogant punk anarchist, grow up and maybe take satisfaction of...

Final tally:

Tampa.....................................4
Anarchist-mask-wearing a$$ clowns..0

T64.

Tampa: 1 Anarchist Clowns: 0

This was your "A" game? You guys choked.....epic anarchist fail.

Some ground rules......

1) I'm eating.....Trust me. I'm not gonna starve over this.
2) Any person who attempts to put their hands on me is not leaving the scene vertically.

T64.

"If you batter a police officer you will be arrested".........I would refer everyone to the Use of Force Matrix, particularly the upper side of it. Another reference would be all the documented DT...

Everyone should, at the very least, click the St Paul link above and read the executive summary. It describes some of what we are up against. I'll leave it at that for now.

.......my gun belt, that is, with suspenders under the new outer vest carrier.

The second I saw the carrier, my first thought was that I could wear suspenders under it. Some testing led me to...

Great news!

Clicked and viewed.

It's all becoming one big joke. These academics who run things are making their own beds to lie in. What they fail to grasp is that, at the end of the day, your average cop is pretty good at figuring...

....yawn......protest is from 1630 to 1830 in front of the Fed courthouse. Wear masks, wear nametags with your ssn and dob on them.....no one really gives a s**t. Have fun stepping around the...

....mmmmm......Starbucks.

1) I use my own alphabet: Artichoke, Broccoli, Cabbage.....etc.....Who cares what anybody thinks......And that's if I even feel like using the radio that night.

2) I'm down the road blacked out...

What good is a lousy trespass warning......Give me stats baby. You can sit outside the entrance to that apt complex and get mad numbers bird-dogging traffic. A stack of traffic coupons beats...

Something like that sounds pretty cool....literally. It's time to get away from the idea of wearing a thermos under what is essentially a polyester dress uniform. Hopefully the idea catches on....

Nicely done.....I almost forgot to vote after realizing that I can make the car drive around and do donuts with the arrow keys.... :cop:

Count me in.

I bring the heater everywhere.

Tru dat.......I can't stand our president, but he was rightfully voted in, and now we all get whatever good and bad comes with him. Same with Scott.....he was rightfully voted in, same consequences,...

.....true dat.

Each day I suit up and I can't believe they haven't towed the cruiser off my driveway and left a pink slip in the mail box....

Fortunately, government moves like molasses and...

No, none in particular......just upholding the high standards required for recognition.

If we have awards, we must have standards:

Let us examine a proper b*tch slap.....open handed, diagonally, and across the slapee's face with a downward angle. Best delivered as a single,...

First, changing party affiliation is a good way to send a message to your politicians....but if you want to send a message to all the politicians, change your affiliation to independent. All of them...

It's simpler than all this.......tell your husband that this poses an unacceptable threat to your kids' safety. Tell him he has one day to remedy it or you are taking the kids and leaving. When he...

How about a libertarian view instead......socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

Consider the current debates about gay marriage......the core issue really is the sanctioning of anything by...

.....Trunk Monkey and Mary are not presently acquainted.

Trunk Monkey does not advocate breaking the law....he does, however, advocate the demolition of such laws through the proper processes....

......not that I care if they legalize all of it - they should. But the reason California is relevant to us is simple: 1) The steady march of social liberalism, and 2) The inevitable result of...

Attention government: Please do not waste another dime of taxpayer money on this stupid drug war.

If you or one of your family members is a junkie who is dependent on drugs....get help for your...

I'm voting yes.

......douche bag.

"....can't shoot crab".........?

That must be a special dive team skill :snicker:

.......cry me a river. Race pimp.

First step - Arm yourself. Fact: We typically will not get there in time to save you. Fact: Our only duty under the law is to investigate the crime that just occurred, not to prevent it......I know...

I make 25k a year and live in a single-wide. I make extra coin renting lot space to carnies in the off-season.

........that's what my T15's tell me, anyway. I can't think of a good reason to...

......any Boortz fans out there?

Step Plan = Back to work.

No Step Plan = Let it burn.

Quite simple.

Look at the number of views on this thread.....they've all tuned in to see what'll happen next. Two or three pages ago you threatened to bring us down......yet here I stand, drizzling goo all over...

It's not that anyone who doesn't like us is a lowlife loser.......it's that you, in particular, are a lowlife loser.....The type of abuse Trunk Monkey is heaping upon you is reserved for your...

First, if you must know, your wife left the PBR when she came up short and could not pay the Monkey his fee......

Second, since Christmas is over, I've washed off the green and am now blacker than...

I was wondering when you would come back........must have taken awhile to bond the twins out on that prostitution beef......worry not for them, friend, the Monkey will hold them close to his...

Screw you, civilian.......All you need to know is where to sign the ticket, or where to pick up your suicidal tramp girlfriend, or how many pieces that car crash ripped your dad into, or who's gonna...

Hey douche tip.......what's really sad is that your daughter rides that pole all day and can still barely support her three kids and her drunk boyfriend. Her kids would go hungry if it wasn't for the...

....now that the monkey has hurt your feelings.....he'll say it again:

Screw you, your mother, your grandmother, the horse you rode in on......and most definitely your tramp of a daughter.
...

Bless the goodness in your heart brother.....

.....I'd let him drown.

That's what I'm screamin' brother.........enough with this jive ass civilian who's mother walks Nebraska, who's daughter is a cop-bunny, and who's wife is the best piece the monkey has had in at...

As you can clearly see in his photo......Trunk Monkey is black.

And the evidence is clear......you can't dump this site......you can't get your wife off the monkey's tip.......your mother still...

Talk is cheap. If you can dump this site, do it now.

Any response from you short of that will be evidence of your inability to back up your word.

Now step off, your wife has summoned the monkey...

Yo, beeeoooootcccchhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!........WE WEREN'T REPRESENTING THE CITY.

In appearing at the meeting, we are representing ourselves, on our own time - no different than how I dress on my day...

dearest Guest123456.........TM flings monkey poo in your general direction.....

We don't have to shut up, you administrative shill. We can come on here and ***** and complain all we want, and...

If it takes a heroic, batman-like, hair-stylist of a mad monkey to stick it to the man.....so be it! The man has earned his grief!

TM was browsing the news yesterday and observed that federal...

Negative. MPO pay is a recruiting tool used in bad faith by the City to recruit officers. If they want to pay less then they should begin by removing said recruiting tool from their public website.
...

You should donate your money wherever you like, for what ever reason you like. The one thing none of us should do is donate it through the City or this administration....they like that kind of thing...

The administration and the City have clear objectives: 1)The permanent elimination of the step program. 2)The reduction, as a whole, of the police payroll - viewed for what it is, we see that this...

On one hand, we have a citizen-hero, Archie Thomas.....and on the other, a drunk piece of scum, M Ottley. Thomas apparently followed this drunk, trying to get her off the road before she plowed into...

Done.

Officer / SrAmn Diane Lopes was with TPD for three weeks before being sent to Iraq, where she was injured in a mortar attack. See the article on tbo.com.

Diane is a Purple Heart recipient and is...

T-bone in a CV or a Taurus? You've got to be kidding.

I don't care if the city bought the CV because it was cheap, discounted, or whatever. You go T-8 in that Taurus instead of the larger CV,...

There's all kinds of room for cost-savings, budgeting, etc. However, one item that needs to be off the table is what kind of car we put a detective, or any other sworn member, into.

I don't care...

.....on full afterburner, with all four turbos, both superchargers, and the solid fuel rockets......my CV will do every bit of 200 mph, and then some.

At the end of the day, probably the most we can do is beware of certain types of individuals.

I'll say that I have in my head a list of certain individuals. I make it a point to avoid these rats...

It's annoying to have to reduce it to the lowest common denominator so even the dim bulbs will get it.

Stop for a minute and think about it...I'm sure you've been around long enough to see this....

Negative. Ten years.

Cancel the veteran/rookie nonsense. This applies to all of us.

Re-read the post and try again.

I have absolutely had it with LEOs who seize on the opportunity to screw one of their own. I've come to expect it from disgruntled citizens and the media; and yes, I understand that the brass must do...

This was brought up in the pursuit thread, but it really warrants its own. The benefits of activating the scan function on our radios would be significant:

1) The ability to monitor an adjacent...