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We have moles within the agency that run to the media anytime they hear rumors of anything. This starts the ball rolling and the parasites and vultures (all the skuzzy media types) begin calling in...

Whether this is a good idea or not, who knows; I guess we will find out in 90 days.

All this bashing and negativity is bad for our business. We all like to razz each other and make fun of the...

Thanks Paradise for the common sense, as always.

This isn’t an affirmative action or civil service agency that is “required” to promote and hire minorities and females just because they are...

Holy crap, I haven’t heard this much fuss from a bunch of Nancys over nonsense in a long time. Next thing you know, they will be whining that we have a free air pump for our tires and a free vacuum...

I about fell out of my chair after reading the positive press on District 2 Focus Unit (FU) and how they interacted with neighborhood kids in the NDN. The NDN likes to bash us every chance they get...

Where he go,naples?

Good job to all involved even if you don't get named in the article. NDN is still a piece of crap. If I had a bird, it would be used to line it's cage. Don't bother wrapping your fish in it, you...

The Sheriff thinks so and he is the boss. I am sure he consulted with the four chiefs and they made a educated decision. Who did you want......PG? Now that is funny. The only other worthy...

I would rather see DM quit![/quote]

He can't quit.......he needs those cement "step stools" at the pumps to get his gas! They don't have those at civilian gas stations.

I REST MY CASE... There is no agency in this state who has more of anything (Except division) that can be directly contributed by a union.[/quote]

They still haven't answered, because they...

Ummm..Maybe Paradise was talking about the Exorcist chick...
You know, the pea soup puking one..

Ok..Merry Christmas and Happy New Year..
I will check back in another 6 months or so...
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The news vultures and parasites we have in town are only concerned with irrelevant news, like panthers getting hit on Corkscrew rd.

All this hostility at this time of year?! Save it for the badguys who try to do us harm.

The other thing is, that it is the only place open in the entire district at that time of night. Seeing that impressive video footage also pointed out that Kara has bigger guns than RG. She could...

Relax there sissy. Scared of those following her? Uh, ok. The CIA won't be on here for a week or so...[/quote]


yeah, but what about the black helicopter that's hovering over her? ...

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I am not sure how the discussion of red light cameras became a slam of D7. I happen to like the guys and gals in D7 and trained more than a few of them over the years. The people in Everglades City...

SWAT

SWAT - SWAT

Darn Gnats![/quote]


LoL....Paradise is Paparazzi's little brother! They are the "troller's" on this website. It does not matter if they are years, days or seconds away...

Lies? What lies... If there were any facts to begin with that proved anything other than what was stated during his deposition then there would not have been a reason to have the deposition. A...

NO WHITEOUT!! lol

I happen to like both ladies in purchasing and have NEVER had a problem with them or obtaining what I need when I need it.

If you want to complain about someone, how about...

Let's look at this the correct way. You received notice about two months prior to your tag being expired and you didn't correct it. Also, did you forget when your birthday was, it is the same date...

Let's look at this the correct way. You received notice about two months prior to your tag being expired and you didn't correct it. Also, did you forget when your birthday was, it is the same date...

NO WHITEOUT!! lol

I happen to like both ladies in purchasing and have NEVER had a problem with them or obtaining what I need when I need it.

If you want to complain about someone, how about...

I love this tough talk that is whiney at the same time...amazing.
Part of your job is to have physical altercations. You had to know that going in. Now, if someone injures an officer then I can...

If you don't like the board or what YOU think it's purpose is for, then why do you all keep coming back for more?? This is America and people are entitled to have choices and to make a living or...

What is wrong with you Paparazzi LEO? You should give creit where creit is due. LOL.

If you were a registered user and a LEO, you would know that your identity is verified by MOD1 to prevent guests and non-LEOS from accessing the LEO only boards. This and all the other regular board...

There aren't any word games being played for you. It says crash report and crash report number. We call them "accidents" in front of citizens who have just had their car bumped into by someone who...

Nice try, diesel. It is only business when an agency decides that older members who make a lot of money per hour are asked to leave voluntarily and given a severance package (oh yeah, we did that,...

She sounds like she needs an ANGRY PIRATE!!

To vote for the union go to 6075 Golden Gate Pky. Don't worry about the initials on the sign (DLC) it stands for the Democratic Liberal Center. They will welcome you with open arms.

Remember your...

When are you people going to let it go? Karate man and the cab driver lost the election FAIR AND SQUARE. There is no conspiracy, no fraud, and no shenanigans (except in you’re sadly, pathetic...

Nobody is losing any sleep over what the Rosie O-Roseanne look-a-like has to say about anything. It is not like she is a “madam” with a list of Johns that tends to embarrass and expose infidelity in...

The 16 year-old is a typical punkas$ wannabe thug. Ten seconds is not enough time to do what is necessary; he needs a whole lot of "what for."

Is there a reason you are whining about Aviation and misleading anyone who reads your SHOUTING post? The costs and personnel you listed are not even close to the truth. You should be thankful that...

If you want to know all the facts of the case, then go and read the file when the investigation is completed. Whining about not seeing the outcome under member resources is pretty lame. Unless you...

Exactly, Higgy. Some turd burglars have taken it upon themselves to besmirch the reputation of a hard-worker and good person. The people that are whining weren't invited so they have to go to the...

Definitely some good ideas, poster.

Sorry if I hurt anybody's feelings, but these are tough times and they call for reasonable solutions and extreme measures.

There are an abundance of cars...

Less than human

OK you a**hole. STFU about LF. She is the reason you don't have to talk to a sobbing 12 year old when her "uncle, brother, daddys friend" does something unquestionably horrible to them. I know I...

I prefer Sun Tzu

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Danger, danger, Will Robinson.

The armband club? Do you even know what the fuqk you are talking about? I didn't think so. Now, run along, go play in traffic.

We can always use the LEO only part of the board to talk about stuff so Joe the plumber (I know him) and the other nosy neighbors can't read our deep dark secrets. HEHEHEHE he said deep!

You are a typical blowhard with nothing important to say. You are that person in your small group of friends that tells the corny jokes and everyone smiles and gives a little laugh to be polite. ...

DevilDogg, I agree with you, I would take experience over book smarts any day. They called them 90 day wonders for a reason. In 90 days you were a LT.[/quote]

Don't forget about all those great...

Bah bye, don't let the gate hit you in the ass.

I know from personal experience your continuing education will only help you because of who you know. They are rushing ttheir troops into getting degrees so they can take care of them.
My crystal...

There aren't any more or any less lawsuits than normal; quit besmirching the reputation of this agency. You will always have dirt bags who claim excessive force, false arrest, entrapment, etc. that...

Well you do sound very childish. I don't see anywhere he said he though the locals feeding you was considered the agency taking care of you. I think the point is, big boys take care of themselves...

Go to school, young one. At least get a AA degree and then check your options in a couple of years when you are actually old enough to buy bullets and carry a gun. Nobody is going to hire you to...

Oooooff..... Try La Mexicana, go for lunch or early dinner and the stuff is made fresh. Of course if your not used to it, it'll only give you the tan half solids! :lol:

Ikejr, The Texans and I...

DH is a CPL. Kiss kiss kiss.........................BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The facts are that he is a Nancy. I carry a jug of water and cooler in my trunk with cold drinks everday I work. You never know when you will be stuck on a crime scene or directing traffic on a...

She's hot and a VPILF!

Yep, I laughed everytime I saw one of those white signs. The only time we need to hear "it's time" from now on is at the beginning of the main event at UFC fights when Bruce Buffer gets the crowd...

Unskilled labor

The majority of us will be relieved that the agency won't be going down the toilet with Ortino or Crazy Cousin Vinny at the helm. Ortino will celebrate because this will all be over tomorrow night. ...

Well said MOD167, I can tell you were agitated when you wrote that response. Not to fear, all the silly little trolls will go bye bye soon enough right after they claim "fix" for a few weeks after...

Did you see the strain on the elephants face?? "Holy crap, get this tub-of-crap off me! I am calling PETA as soon as fattie gets off my back!"

ex-Chief Steiss, Ortino is not going to win the election. The saps who have campaigned, blogged and supported the second place finisher will hopefully be told that they are no longer needed. There...

Hey! You are the condo commando that goes around your neighborhood and complains that people's roofs are dirty and they parked on the street over night, right? OMG, call the governator!! How about...

You forgot one....V.O. election chance.

What is "they are all dead"?[/quote]
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babybrainbabybrain, do you see how the button works?

YAWN!!

We can all hardly wait. You have nothing on anybody, so quit flinging poo, watergirl. After all these weeks, you still don't know how to use the quote feature on this website.

You can't even spell so why would we think you can read.
Whoever read it to you did not read the whole thing to you. Let me help.
I'm typing slow so you can keep up. It did say he resigned. It...

My condolenscences to the family, friends and co-workers. We have all lost another brother-in-arms.

On a side note, it would have been a lot more productive if they would have sent out the POS...

Wake up, it is only a dream. They have nothing, will get nothing and win nothing. All smear and no facts, period!

Mike Scott is a good man and a good Sheriff. His oposition is the flamer trying to get his old job back, hopefully that doesn't happen. The other clown couldn't hack it at the academy and is trying...

It probably would have been more appropriate if Vinny had showed up on time or early today instead of very late. The rally was at 4pm, that means you or your associate should have been there at 2pm...

victim





vic•tim [ víktim ] (plural vic•tims)

Go play in traffic, troll.

You probably thought John Kerry didn't make a faux paus either. They both screwed up royally.

The soldiers made great signs that spelled like retnuh/ex-chief Steiss

"hep us Jon Kairry, wi r...

You mean the disgruntled, pro-union, pro-Boretino, letter of final warning, contagiously negative losers? All Sheriff Rambosk has to say when he takes office is, "thanks for your service, we don't...

You and the other trolls can go play in traffic now. There was no cover up and no criminal activity. The females involved were not forced and they will not receive any financial compensation from...

Just because you registered, doesn't mean you are an LEO. Only verified LEO's can post on the LEO boards, anyone can post on this one.

Goodbye and good riddance to you. I thought you weren't going to post here anymore? Are you that chick in the jail who got fired for giving hummers to the inmates and giving out your phone number...

Again....what specifically...give me one example...one person who was wrongly terminated. Whose private life is he meddling in? Who did he have deomoted or fired for things that didn't exist? Just...

Law and Order SVU chick is hot!

I understand the culture just fine, thank you. I am saying you all need to band together and do what's right...STAND UP TOGETHER AND CRY FOUL. If so many believe or know wrongdoing is ongoing on a...

ex-Chief Steiss, the signs that Ortino put up are in violation of the campaign rules. NO signs may be put out until 45 days prior to the election.

Lots of self-important people that think the train will fall off the tracks if they go to a seminar or class or PDO for a few days. If your supervisor knows that you are away, that is all the...

Him and a few others shouldn't be working here anymore, period. How many times do you get to do stupid schit and continue to embarass yourself, your district and your agency?

Hey Fredo, put down the bong and save some brain cells. I like tator tots!!!!!

You're that chick on Law and Order SVU. You have a nice rack!

Nothing better to do, right Nancy? Go away trolls!

Go away all you trolls! Go play in traffic, Nancy.

Go away troll. You belong on the Huffinton Post or some other liberal loser blog where you and your light in the loafers boyfriends can talk to each other and set up a rendezvous at a local motel.

I do believe there IS some new information posted for what it's worth. And, question, what if there is a tie? Also, WHICH Monday do you refer to?[/quote]

18000+ views on old news. It is past time...

Stand back, I am allergic to stupid!

You sure know a lot about nothing; your parents must be proud!

You sound more like BS. Are you driving the courtesy van at Naples Dodge now that Collier Chrysler is a Masserati dealership?

Exactly. If there are three deps on scene, run it on your mdt. If you are by yourself in the middle of nowhere, run it on the radio. Running 6 29p's by name over the radio last night was a little...

You need an outlet to relieve the stress. It can be as simple as buying an aquarium and staring at the fish after your shift or getting a dog (who will always be happy to see you). How about an...

In reality, both candidates suck. Like we have done for the past several elections, you have to pick the lesser of the evils and deal with it. McCain is only a slightly better choice than Obama the...

Is the 911 store still open in Hollywood? They were good guys too and they have a small indoor range. I have bought a few guns from Lou's and was always pleased with the low prices.

Since radio equipment is issued at every agency, you must have stolen that radio; I suggest you bring it back. You sound like another Nancy that needs to get thicker skin. If you are going to...

For all the Vic supporters:

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't ***** to my girlfriends about the...

You don't make a lot of sense for somebody who claims to be a cop and doing UC work. Would you want just anybody to know that you were a cop driving a certain vehicle because they saw the info on a...

It is great that you have so much enthusiasm about the job, but this isn't the place to ask for permission for a ride along. HR is the place to call during the day to answer all your legitimate...

Think about your question carefully. If you really are a law enforcement officer, would you really want just anybody to know what type of vehicles you and your fellow officers are driving? We don't...

It was NOT FHP, it was FWC. AND, the FWC officer may not have known he was a cop until he was to far in the investigation OR maybe spmeone else (Like another agency or too many civillians) were...

Hey stalker, what are you doing checking out deputies wives vehicles?? It is probably for their warped sense of humor similiar to the drug dealers putting "say no to drugs" bumper stickers on their...

If you aren't getting some minor complaints, you probably aren't doing your job; very true.

However, you sound like you need someone to hold your hand out there from your other post. It isn't...

732 was one of the best FTO's out there and taught me MANY things including things that could save lives when the crap hits the fan. He was and is a standup guy, so back off!

As for the rest of...

You were right about Machida. He seemed to be trying not to lose instead of trying to win the fight. Tito is done; maybe Dana should have worn a "You're Fired" tshirt. Silva is back and will beat...

You don't like green eggs and ham either, do you troll?

I like Paradise.

Hey guests, why don't you come up with a name or better yet, register so we can address you properly instead of thinking...

Ellen Degenerate

Thanks for the trivial pursuit wisdom, Mrs. Literal. The cheese reference was a figure of speech. PRB isn't really the "rat squad;" they help more than they hurt. That being...

Who is going to win the fight this weekend?

What you write allegedly occurred in the PAST. I like and respect the men and women in dispatch and appreciate what they do every day. People call into dispatch because they need help. They are...

Welcome, rookie!

774-4434

Fantastic idea! My list isn't that long either, but there are a few who need a quick humbling. Of course, we will have to consult with the ALMIGHTY safety officer for all the necessary protective...

Yes, woe is me. What a bunch of crap. Try doing a better job as deputy and then as a supervisor instead of blaming politics for your current place in line. It is an insult to those people who...

Lots of drama!!

I like JA also and have never had a problem with him. I went there the other day to get my portable fixed and he was in a better mood then I have ever seen him in. Like BAMF said, thicken up your...

JA,
Who who do you think you are kidding? You write in here just as you do your emails. Quit pretending to be a comm supervisor and get a life![/quote]

Who who, what, are you an owl? You think...

I like Mary Ann better!

I also heard he is training with Randy Couture so he can fight Brock Lesnar at UFC 86.

Not only that, they say Kevin is a better leader, so if Don is not incharge it dosn't take a rocket scientist to figure out Kevin is.
The only scary part for now is who in number 2.
Nightmares...

If you barely ever arrest anyone, your no file rate will probably be lower. Wake up VNB, there's a drug dealer knocking on your door demanding to sell you dope.[/quote]

That is silly logic. How...

Don't forget the monostat and midol and plenty of Sex and the City DVD's!

I just hate when I am at home and the water doesn't turn on by itself and the soap dispenser doesn't give me a dollop of soap automatically. They have spoiled us!!

Pamprin!

Roll call training:

If you have to cut down the SIG 60 in the garage, beware of POOP!

He is waiting patiently and selling cars in the mean time.

Great defense! If that were the case, you would have said that when the incident occurred instead of now. So, he either lied to JP then and scrubbed out some altoids or he is lying now. Anyway, JP...

It's better than being a dumbazz

Well we can go on for ever, but simply if I disagree You automatically brand me as an Ortino supporter. I in turn branded you an IDIOT.
You say I don't know you, well.
I think your closed mind...

"Do you know how childish you sound! You are not going to get along with everyone you work with, but lets get out of kindergarten. How can you make fun of his accident like that??? Were you there, do...

Wow, you need to go to DSI for a urine test. Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid??

Sounds like one of those integrity tests. I guess he passed!

He must have Biff Lagan and Bobby Cherokee as his campaign advisers. Next, he will contact Rev. Wright for a sit down. "Change we can barf on!!"

One supervisor did in the past when she calculated how much time he was spending out back smoking. Typical Cubs fan!

The polygraph is merely an arousal test. It is not admissible in court nor is it 100% reliable.

The guy who would have done a fantastic job as a polygraphist and is one of the best detectives...

http://www.nbc-2.com/articles/readartic ... =18897&z=3

"for lack of legal sufficiency"

HARD CANDY, Heh heh heh, he said HARD,
We have rules, you know:

Ask a stupid question $1
Ask a stupid question that requires an answer $2
Ask a stupid question that requires an answer and a...

Simpleton

Provide some proof (you can't) and pick up a book some time, you might learn something.

Hey Mod167, check illiterate citizens ip address and see if it is coming from the same...

Well said, brother!

I gotta hand it to you (get it, HAND it to you) that is freakin funny that you think CS would be considered for US. Jimmy Buffet is coming out with a new song entitled, "Let's all get drunk and...

ba bye!

Moo Goo Cat Pan

To all concerned parties:
If you know who Victor Valdez is then you know that he is a hispanic man. Simpleton citizen stated in one of his posts that he was dark skinned; his words. I merely...

Yes, with a capital L

Good one, Curious

Simpleton

You should feel proud that there are former military service members amongst our ranks. Things like work ethic, discipline, specialized training, espirit de corp, warrior mindset, the ability to...

Somebody pass the tissues, phony comm super needs to blot his/her eyes.

Maybe it is based on job performance instead of favoritism. You may think that you are doing a good job directing traffic (or whatever the post orders are), but others do it better and receive less...

I originally thought that simpleton citizen was that illiterate, crazy, convicted felon, Victor Valdez, until he admitted he was dark skinned (black). Either way, they are oxygen thieves.

Sybil?? Scary Mary?? 854??

Simpleton citizen, do you know what a hero is?

Hero- a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities. eg: He was a local hero when he saved the drowning...

Well said, Paradise.

"Paradise: Obnoxious and rude is in the eye of the beholder but is generally claimed when your feelings have been hurt"

There sure are a lot of people getting their...

Nice try! Why exactly does FDLE need to come in here and clean house? There is nothing being done that needs to be investigated and I resent the insuation that it does. If you truly work here, why...

Several supporters of a candidate for Sheriff were spotted at Mel's Diner plotting the supposed overthrow. When asked by the staff if they were there to join the 2nd place team, my friends proudly...

Yep, he is definitely leading a double life.

Yes, keep up the good work. After looking at a few other agencies boards the other day, it is obvious who cares and who doesn't about what is said and staying within the guidelines. Other boards...

......or it is not who you are or who you know, but who they think you know.

It is sad to see GN leave "my home," but he will continue the good deeds in the north end.

It is probably just as good as any other agency to work for and they are in the FRS as far as I know. Most of the officers are good and you have a melting pot of experience from various agencies...

Tell Scott to quit calling into dispatch to speak to various Sgts, Lts and Chiefs; nobody wants to speak to him after a few drinks or a few dozen.

"Full sleeve military tattoos?" You make it sound like it was something issued or required. Full sleeve tattoos are usually worn by bikers, 1980's rock stars who abused heroin and need to cover up...

The person who drove off from the traffic stop without being released was way out of line. I don't agree she/he should have been given a citation, but they must produce a driver's license to verify...

Now that is freakin funny!!!!

It is a TEAM effort out there fellas. SET guys do not walk on water, they are road patrol deputies in different vehicles and different clothes. Most of the guys do a lot of good things and can be...

Ortino=girl

Ortino Qualifications:
I am a Karate man
I worked for FHP
I am a Karate man
I am a PI
I am a Karate man
I want to be Sheriff
I am a Karate man

This is the best job in the world! If you don't agree, then why are you still here? Oh yeah, you're waiting for the housing market to come back so you can sell your house for a profit. Most of you...

You could always go up and visit the comm center after you take someone to jail or get fuel if you are out of district. They may even offer you a cup of java or a cup of that filtered-through-a-sock...

Man, you are old!! Do you still have to sit on phone books to see over the wheel? j/k

JM is a very good supervisor and has put his time in just like everyone else in the current FLT spots. Some people have their niche and maybe he is better in the daylight; so what. Most of the...

That is fine, Paparazzi, but the article you pasted was written by a staff writer for a website. Has this been published in one of the professional psycology journals? Human behavior cannot be...

Nice truck!

Without a doubt, RGonzo!!

I happen to like "Outstanding" but tend to save it for something extraordinary.

As for stating Florida tag, it is not part of procedure and is assumed it is a Florida tag unless stated otherwise. ...

I have never had a problem with Joe Agrumpy; you listen to him whine, he tells a few jokes and you get what you need and leave.