Who is Chance Ransom?

If you don't know who Chance Ransom is by now, you must be some kind of an idiot. So, rather than looking stupid in front of your friends, why not inform yourself as to what is going on in the real world? That's a rhetorical question. Just go read this:

http://www.myspace.com/chanceransom

or this

http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/clatrigue/138044/

Also, if any of you want to make a big deal out of this, I really wouldn't mind this becoming a Free Speech issue.