MLK Day Live and Unfiltered

Now I think people would pay to see what MLK Day really looks like in St. Creaturesburg FL. I wonder if there was a live stream of all the festivities if the bleeding heart liberals would be shocked or not. Think of the games:

Chugga Chugga Forty
Speed Blunt Rolling
Who’s my Baby’s Daddy
I Need a New Baby’s Daddy
Driving High Sidewalk Edition
Stolen ATV Parade
Stolen Car Parade
Post-Parade Fireworks/Shootings

Brought to you by Welfare, Wic, Obama Phone Inc, Obama’s Mart (conveniently located at 16/14). Trojan dropped out as a sponsor due to extremely low sales.

That’s awesome!! Don’t forget the after party “Slap a Ho-Down”