Written by Chief *****ford and Asshat Auwer
Forward written by Captain Cuckhold
Distribution by Jenny Warts
Special thanks to future "leaders" Flobby Bobby, Mudduck Mally, and Bad Father
Chapter List
1. Avoid FDLE
2. Money On Top
3. Cronyism
4. Nepotism
5. Bring Up BSO Babies
6. Blackball Before Blackeye
7. LEOBR Doesn't Matter
8. Hide the Past By Promotion
9. Who Stays Who Goes
10. Puppet Making
11. Back Shooting
12. Create the Truth
