Ok, I took you advice and called the Captain and challenged him to a street fight... I told him who I was (A piece of #hit), and he told me he would not fight me because obviously, I'm just a piece of $hit.. Evidently, the Captain doesn't want to tangle with a stinky piece of poo, like myself... (He said he'd get stinky and dirty, and his cleaning service would decline the soiled garmants.)
Bad advice, Brother... I tried...