Thought it would be a funny topic for all to enjoy. Give us one of the "pearls of wisdom" from your lieutenant.
I'll start -
There is no reason for you to misspell "alcoholic" It is printed on your &^%&^& badge!!!
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Thought it would be a funny topic for all to enjoy. Give us one of the "pearls of wisdom" from your lieutenant.
I'll start -
There is no reason for you to misspell "alcoholic" It is printed on your &^%&^& badge!!!
The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
Five copies, press hard.
OMG!!!!! ROFLMAO!!! coolest thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Positive expectations yield negative results.
This is ABT. To operate this place, all you need is a group of well-trained monkeys. 99 percent of everything we do is routine. Only one percent requires creative intelligence.
My Lt has three answers for everything -
That's a wonderful idea.
I wish I had thought of that.
We will get started on that immediately.
My sarcastic LT, who I love is likely to say -
"I don't want to upset you too much, but at this moment you have an excellent chance of being hanged."
Does it take two of you to do that?
How about this -
"lunch is a mid day break not a half day break"
Being mediocre is OK, I don't mind, 3's are OK.
Logic is rarely the engine that propels this agency forward
Just because you are necessary doesn't mean you are important
Really? That's what you are going with?
You can get on the bus. You can get off the bus. You can even stand in front of the bus. As long as you have your numbers I don't care.
"You say "butt-kisser" like it's a bad thing.
Trying is the first step toward failing.
You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going the Clown College.
"Try the Kool-Aid. It's good and good for you."
Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.
ABT... the best kept secret in State law enforcement... :devil:
Is your LT Wayne?Quote:
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We can't do that.
I'm not paranoid. I KNOW everyone is out to get me.
Ignorance is no excuse for stupidity.
Who gives a rat's as what your Lt. says? This is a stupid post. Let's get back to bashing each other.
AGENT: ................................. Lt., what's the legal definition of probable cause?
Lt. .................................. When you see the sawdust, you know the mill ain't far.
We're not happy until you're not happy
My Lt. says your Lt. sucks. :snicker: :snicker:Quote:
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I find it hard to believe some of these quotes are from any command staff, except for the mediocre is OK...that one I believe, most of these are actually good and took some thought, that proves the lieutenants didn't do it.
These are more like it,
I don't know.
The Captain said so.
How do you do that?
Where is the jail?
We don't arrest people
No you can't arrest for an ordinance violation.
Don't shoot the messenger.
Well thats the evaluation score they told me to give you.
These are just a few of the pearls of wisdom from my fearless leader.
My Lieu is the funniest guy I have ever met. Once a week we sit around the luchroom table and swap war stories. Never a cross word only lots of laughs. We are blessed to have some of the peiople we have.
And we are cursed to have some of the people we have. I would love to submit the names but the mod tod looms.Quote:
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Sometimes I sit at my desk and cry. Other times I just sit.
The Lieutenant that said "mediocre is OK, I don't mind 3s" should be removed immediately with the Captain being investigated too. I am sure it wasn't all the Lieutenant, there had to be some influence from above her or him.
Here's a hanky...............now get back to work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guest
[quote="Guest"]The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
My favorite
My Lt. says: "a bird in the hand don't gather no moss."Quote:
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My Lt is 9 feet tall and can walk on water
I know him because he's the only one that's 9 feet tall. I also know that he's a fag. Did you know that?Quote:
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Your use of the word "fag" is not only offensive but it reveals just how insensitive and thoughtless you are. I hope you are not employed as a state law enforcement officer and are merely one of the many crap stirring self centered morons viewing this page. There are many gay and lesbian LEO's in this state. I hope that doesn't matter to you when one of them shows up to help you fight for your miserable life.
Free your mind and the rest will follow....Quote:
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FAG Fondo Agropecuario de Garantías (Spanish)
FAG Fuerza Aerea Guatemalteca (Spanish; Guatemala Air Force)
FAG Fischer AG (German business, now FAG Kugelfischer)
FAG Forced Air Gas
FAG Film Actor's Guild
FAG Forward Air Controller
FAG First Assembly of God
FAG Forward Air Guide
FAG Free-Air Gravity (gradient)
FAG Former Action Guy
FAG Feldarbeitsgerät (German armored vehicle)
FAG Fast Action Gun (accessory to aid rapid access to weapon)
FAG Fan Against Gordon (NASCAR)
FAG Finance and Accounting Group
FAG Force Allotment Group
FAG Field Advisory Group,
I like tis one...if this is the case we are all FAGS! Fraud Against Government
If you want to embrace the degenerate lifestyle of "fags" then go ahead. As for them coming to my assistance..............no thanks, I'll defend myself even if it means I take an ass kicking. As far as your sanctimonious attitude of righteousness, you can put that where the sun don't shine.Quote:
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Words from an anonymous bigot really don't impress me. You probably have issues with every group of people that don't look like you or act like you. Sad.Quote:
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