My grandpa has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime band from the zoo.
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My grandpa has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime band from the zoo.
Why can't ray charles see his friends???
............Cause he's married!
A cop with a police dog says to me "this dog tells me you're on drugs". I responded, "you're the one talking to dogs and I'm the one on drugs?"
My girlfriend said "women belong in the kitchen"
F##k that, she's staying in the cellar.
My wife treats me like a god...
She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
What do you get when you eat refried beans and onions...........tear gas.
Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend? Cause he was a real boar!