Originally Posted by Billy Mays
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But Billy I can’t afford the monthly payments on all these loans.
NO PROBLEM with Mighty Mortgage.
If you order before midnight you will never have to make a single payment on any of these loans, Thanks to Mighty Mortgage.
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You just pay a small shipping and handling fee.
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Let’s see you get 13 Mighty Mortgages, 13 second mortgages, and unlimited equity line all for the low price of $19.99 plus shipping and handling.