by Guest 2 » 12/27/10 14:59:35
Guest wrote:UNHAPPY RESIDENT wrote:I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERY RESIDENT IN HALLANDALE WHEN I SAY THEY HAVE THE DUMBEST POLICE IN THE WORLD!!! ANY ONE OF YOU PIGS REPLY.
is this coming from the citizen whose home i responded to because your house caught fire due to you cooking hot dogs on a charcoal grill in the living room? maybe your the one that called called me to make a fraud complaint because the crack you bought was fake...or you are the drug dealer that called in because somebody paid him with a countefeit $20... the citizen that rented a 60 inch tv from rent-a-center but only has milk crates to sit on in the living room? the one who jumped his dirt bike into a tree and knocked out all his teeth? i know you're not the one who was showing off that shotgun and blew your friend's leg half off...he's in prison. you could either be the resident who drove their car off the third floor parking garage or the resident running around naked with a guitar handcuffed to your hand....the resident who tried to poisen himself by spraying cologne in his mouth? the resident thinks the words "affidavit" "probable cause" are "appledavis" and "profitable calls"? the one who wanted to put a sign outside that said "no loitering and no alcohol" but wrote "no lawtering and no alchohall"...at least you spelled "no" correctly. maybe your the guy who got arrested with a bunch of crack in his socks and offered the judge a defense of "i borrowed the socks from someone and didnt know the crack was in there." maybe your the resident who tried to rip open an ATM machine in front of 4 security guards, trying to retrieve the money you lost at poker. sorry if think we're dumb, please understand that we have to act that way so some of the residents will understand us. you guys aren't exactly MENSA candidates either.
Haha...yeah, or maybe you're the one who yelled, "P*ssy a$$ n!ga" (that's censorship, not spelling...although maybe you can understand that better) as you fit the description of a suspect in an armed battery. And when you get stopped and questioned you got so pissed off that you had your mom complain...(and by the way, he is 28 years old). Or maybe you're the person who's asthmatic and couldn't breathe so you called rescue (and if you didn't know, the police only have to accompany rescue in 'certain' parts of the city because a rescue truck was stolen years ago) at 6:15 in the morning. Then when you took your inhaler you surprisingly felt okay.
This is fun, if anyone else can share stories please do. It's good to have some actual "silly stuff" on here that's good for a laugh.
[quote="Guest"][quote="UNHAPPY RESIDENT"]I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERY RESIDENT IN HALLANDALE WHEN I SAY THEY HAVE THE DUMBEST POLICE IN THE WORLD!!! ANY ONE OF YOU PIGS REPLY.[/quote]
is this coming from the citizen whose home i responded to because your house caught fire due to you cooking hot dogs on a charcoal grill in the living room? maybe your the one that called called me to make a fraud complaint because the crack you bought was fake...or you are the drug dealer that called in because somebody paid him with a countefeit $20... the citizen that rented a 60 inch tv from rent-a-center but only has milk crates to sit on in the living room? the one who jumped his dirt bike into a tree and knocked out all his teeth? i know you're not the one who was showing off that shotgun and blew your friend's leg half off...he's in prison. you could either be the resident who drove their car off the third floor parking garage or the resident running around naked with a guitar handcuffed to your hand....the resident who tried to poisen himself by spraying cologne in his mouth? the resident thinks the words "affidavit" "probable cause" are "appledavis" and "profitable calls"? the one who wanted to put a sign outside that said "no loitering and no alcohol" but wrote "no lawtering and no alchohall"...at least you spelled "no" correctly. maybe your the guy who got arrested with a bunch of crack in his socks and offered the judge a defense of "i borrowed the socks from someone and didnt know the crack was in there." maybe your the resident who tried to rip open an ATM machine in front of 4 security guards, trying to retrieve the money you lost at poker. sorry if think we're dumb, please understand that we have to act that way so some of the residents will understand us. you guys aren't exactly MENSA candidates either.[/quote]
Haha...yeah, or maybe you're the one who yelled, "P*ssy a$$ n!ga" (that's censorship, not spelling...although maybe you can understand that better) as you fit the description of a suspect in an armed battery. And when you get stopped and questioned you got so pissed off that you had your mom complain...(and by the way, he is 28 years old). Or maybe you're the person who's asthmatic and couldn't breathe so you called rescue (and if you didn't know, the police only have to accompany rescue in 'certain' parts of the city because a rescue truck was stolen years ago) at 6:15 in the morning. Then when you took your inhaler you surprisingly felt okay.
This is fun, if anyone else can share stories please do. It's good to have some actual "silly stuff" on here that's good for a laugh.