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11-20-2006, 06:37 PM
Gulfport cops speeding everywhere, up and down all over town.

Down the streets and avenues, those girls and boys are wearing blue !

Faster and faster there they go, I bet they don't even know, that we all watch and gasp in fear, for they all wear webbed leather gear !

Round and round the town they go,go,go, look out ! look out ! Thats the Po-Po !

Mothers and fathers grab your kids, these cops really mean Biz !

Speeding cops, speeding cops everywhere, pedestrians beware !
Chief, chief dont you care ?

It must stop, stop I do say, for there will be a bad crash someday, and you will all dearly pay !

Chief, chief, I implore, these Ford cars with doors a-four, must not speed never more !

Why of course I know what to do, put them on a horse, or a Segway, oh what a lovely day.

For as I drift unto heaven, why all I remember is that darned car 7.....

By Dr.Seuss...

11-21-2006, 02:42 PM
Dr. Seuss would have done much better... next time you see me speeding do Gulfport a favor and jump infront of my car