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10-04-2006, 04:35 AM
Q: Why did the suspect get shot 68 times?

A: "Because we ran out of bullets!"



We need more Sheriffs like this.
10-04-2006, 04:22 PM
Because 67 wasn't enough and 69 would have been too much.
10-07-2006, 05:15 PM
Because 67 wasn't enough and 69 would have been too much.

That was my answer when someone asked me why they would shoot him so many times.
10-08-2006, 12:42 AM
Maybe that liberal jerk Bruce Springsteen will write a song titled "68 Shots", lamenting the death of Angilo Freedland. It will be a follow up to his smash hit "American Skin (41 shots)".
10-08-2006, 02:11 PM
When interveiwed about the shooting, a deputy was asked what he felt after it was over? His reply "Recoil"!
10-15-2006, 05:01 AM
A FINE PIECE OF SHOOTING, THANKS GUYS FOR TAKING THAT SCUM OUT SO WE DONT HAVE TO PAY FOR HIS THREE HOTS IN A COT AND WORKING OUT AT THE GYM TRYING TO FIND GOD AND BECOMING A JAILHOUSE LAWYER!!!!
GOOD JOB MEN!!!!!