Equipment Check

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/09/23/Tampabay/Heavily_armored.shtml
Okay... one more thing that we don't have!

[Lawman]

We will never-ever-ever have something like that here. First, the staff denies there is a crime problem to begin with...second...why do you need an armored personnel carrier when your staffing is so short you'd never have the bodies to fill it?

Besides, the Segways will do just fine...