reach out to our brethern

Since our Dept. has become inudated with godly individuals, (and those that are faking to gain favor with admin. hello Sgt.)


I have takin it upon myself to give us these commandments so we may all be on the same page.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
EBONICS STYLE

Sometimes we have to get the message across
as best we can. Try this for those who can't
understand the King James Version:

1. I'm God. Don't play me.

(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before
me.)

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments
and charms outta me, or like me.

(Thou shalt not have any graven images)

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.

(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday,
and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas

(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma...
and if you know who ya daddy
is, don't dis him neither.

(Honor thy father and thy mother)

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.

(Thou shalt not kill)

7. Stick to ya own Boo.

(Thou shalt not commit adultery)

8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and
don't give it back.

(Thou shalt not steal)

9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha'
man to save your behind.

(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo
homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin.

(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).