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06-30-2006, 03:08 PM
A new immigrant to this country walks into a cafe on Franklin Street with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "I want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure guy, coming right up" He gets the immigrant a tall mug of coffee.

The immigrant drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the immigrant returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "I want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Buddy! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The immigrant smiles and proudly says, " I am training for an upper management position in Tampa Police Department: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave the mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

07-02-2006, 12:47 AM
:? :? :? :? 8) 8) :o :o :o :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :o :o :o :) :) :)

07-03-2006, 10:44 PM
Very Funny :D :D