06-24-2006, 03:35 PM
I ain't gonna name names cause I ain't a rat, but...
We got word from our supervisors that all thefts from carports will now be downgraded from felony burglaries to misdemeanor thefts, even though the state statute says that it's a felony burglary. We all know that its an attempt to manipulate our STARCRAP numbers to make us look better because if crime isn't going down (all the time), then we're not doing our jobs, right? :roll:
So now we can say that our felony crime rate continues to decline when, in fact, its nothing more then a manipulation of the crime statistics. WTF is this place coming to???!!! :twisted:
Remember reading about the arrests and firings of deputies on Florida's east coast for this kind of crap??? :roll:
Now instead of counting whole beans, we're slicing and dicing our beans to manipulate the numbers. In this case, we're glueing beans together to give us smaller numbers. Is that one crime or two??? Well, if we glue those two beans together, then it counts as one crime. :shock:
Manipulating the crime stats to make it look like crime is dropping is not the answer folks!!!! :evil:
Or does it even matter anymore??? :?
We got word from our supervisors that all thefts from carports will now be downgraded from felony burglaries to misdemeanor thefts, even though the state statute says that it's a felony burglary. We all know that its an attempt to manipulate our STARCRAP numbers to make us look better because if crime isn't going down (all the time), then we're not doing our jobs, right? :roll:
So now we can say that our felony crime rate continues to decline when, in fact, its nothing more then a manipulation of the crime statistics. WTF is this place coming to???!!! :twisted:
Remember reading about the arrests and firings of deputies on Florida's east coast for this kind of crap??? :roll:
Now instead of counting whole beans, we're slicing and dicing our beans to manipulate the numbers. In this case, we're glueing beans together to give us smaller numbers. Is that one crime or two??? Well, if we glue those two beans together, then it counts as one crime. :shock:
Manipulating the crime stats to make it look like crime is dropping is not the answer folks!!!! :evil:
Or does it even matter anymore??? :?