The beginning of the end of the chief's ass (he--haw)

[Thomas Paine]

This morning while using the stall in the men's restroom thought to himself a lot of people have kissed my ass (he--haw) it must taste pretty good. I think I'll get me a taste he stood up and put his head between his legs and realized he had his head up his ass (he--haw). His ass (he--haw) went wild and ran into the hall. Luckily commander pimpernel and capt Myrna saw this. Quick "call the city manager he'll know how to get around this. The city manager responded 3-15 he said not to worry but we have to do this in a timely manner. Without warning the chief's ass (he--haw) ran on to Krome ave and headed north. With the chief's ass (he--haw) running amok in homestead animal control arrived. They said we've really never seen a wild ass (he--haw) like the chief's. Po--po poet decided to write this ass (he--haw) backwards.

Very truly your most humble servants, Thomas Paine, Po--po poet, command pimp