Thomas Paine
03-12-2015, 08:52 PM
This morning while using the stall in the restroom. The chief thought to himself 'a lot of people have kissed my ass (he-haw) it must taste pretty good.' I think I'll get me a taste. The chief stood up put his head between his legs at which he realize his head was stuck up his ass (he--haw) suddenly his ass (he--haw) ran out and down the hall. Luckily commander pimpernel and capt Myrna saw the chief's ass (he--haw) what can we do? The city manager will know how to get around this. The city manager responded 3-15 he said "don't worry but we have to do it in a timely fashion. Without warning the chief's ass (he--haw) ran out on to Krome ave. animal control responded and "we've never a wild ass (he--haw) like the chief's. Nothing we can do hear.