Contest for excuses Myrna uses to get out of her depositions

[Thomas Paine]

Po-po poet, command pimp and I invite everybody to post the excuse Myrna will use to get out of her upcoming depositions. If she fails to appear and you nail the excuse we will give a prize. We will go over all the post and let you know.
Your most humble servants, Thomas Paine, Po-po poet, Command pimp

[Thomas Paine]

I have eboli

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It's my Bar mitzvah