Judicial review test

[Thomas Paine]

Dear Myrna since we passed the judge's sniff test. We suggest if you have to appear wear some very strong perfume, probably from the dollar store. It's hard to cover the aroma you carry and we would not want you to offend the judge.
Your most humble servants, Thomas Paine, Po-po pirate, command pimp

Ps. Will you enjoy torturing the turkey before cooking it for Thanksgiving???