Capt Kent's underwear inspection procedure

[Thomas Paine]

Unbelievable!!! Now capt kent has been put in charge of ethics she has developed a two step procedure to sniff out abhorrent behavior. All HPD personnel will report to her office after each roll call. All people will be required to remove their underwear so she can sniff them. After the sniffing she will throw them on the wall if they stick you could be in a world of shit. Wait a minute, she has her nose so far up the chief's ass (hee haw) every time he sneezes kent farts. Any way this is how she will decide of you will be disciplined. We are now taking bets to see if she will make it to the new year.
Your most humble servants, Thomas Paine, Po-po poet, Command pimp