2013 Conference

The hotel Plaza Resort & Spa in Daytona Beach has been selected for the 2013 conference. The week of July 29- August 1 has been selected. Conference topics are currently being selected. :cop:

I have been to Daytona for the FNOA conference in the past. If you havent been there, I can promise you that youre missing out on a week long party like you wouldnt believe. Its like being back in a frat house! Everyone knows what happens at FNOA stays at FNOA. The strip clubs are pretty decent...and the strippers loooooove them sone cops! Yeehaw!!!

I got my liver warmed up for some serious partying on my agency's dime! For everyone who is arriving on Sunday night, let's pick some place to all meet up. If we can get an even (or close) number of males and females, we can pick somebody's hotel room to get the orgy cranked up.

Yeah, bro. It's gonna get crazy this time. I hear some "professional" dating girls are coming to the nightly party to make the married guys feel like home...scratch that, theyre gonna make them feel NOT like home! Gawd dawg it I cant wait to get sideways and silly

In case somebody doesn't get the picture: Do Not bring your wife or husband to the conference. And don't be stupid enough to bring your kids (unless your daughters are hot and freaky). The whole point of this thing is to either "import" your mistress (or mistresses) so you can play house without your wife getting in the way, or pick up some local tail at a beach bar or strip club.

Even if youre a weak sissy, don't bring your wife and ruin it for everyone else. Nobody needs your wife getting all huffy when your co-workers are running around getting some "strange". Nobody needs your wife snitching out the married guys because they brought strippers back to the hotel to get nekkkkkkid. Think about others please.

Cannot wait, it is almost here!! Good times, good friends and hot board member! :devil:

One week from tonight, the orgy will start! Here's the "course" schedule:

Sunday Night: meet up with other early arrivals. Try not to get so drunk that you are hung over for the whole week. If there are female early arrivals, either get crazy on Night 1, or lay the groundwork for later in the week.

Monday Night: hit the local bars that have ladies night on Monday. Those who don't find a hookup at the bars, get together and start hitting the strip clubs. If none of the strippers are cool with hooking up with cops, start calling escorts you find on the internet.

Tuesday and Wednesday: those who "import" mistresses from back home can play house on one or both days. However, if you laid down the groundwork with a female cop all week, try to close the deal. If your family is coming for the banquet on Thursday, you better make sure you close the deal before then. If none of this applies, refer to Monday's schedule.

Thursday: attend the banquet. Then get really aggressive with that one who has been playing hard to get all week...you won't see her again anyway. If not, refer back to Monday's schedule. If you allowed your family to come to the banquet, find something to do away from the bars and clubs, and don't be hanging around the common areas of the hotel. Nobody wants your family ****-blocking at the bars and clubs, and nobody needs your wife seeing guys coming back to the hotel with strippers so she can snitch everyone. YOU don't want your wife seeing the other guys getting crazy because she will suspect you were cheating all week too.

LET'S GET THE FRAT PARTY STARTED!!!

"Red" is here!! OMG....smoking hot!

C'mon people for those of us that couldn't make it how about some juicy tid-bits!!

The conference this year was good. We should have read the rules sooner though. Next year we'll know better! :devil: