Metro to lay off 200

Miami Dade pd to lay off 200 cops. :|

Be thankfull you have a job

There must be a Gables curse. If you every leave the department to go to another police agency, you eventually come back. I guess the only exception is if you go federal.
Sucks to have to come back and go straight to the bottom. Guys, learn your lesson, the grass is not always greener.

grass is greener! can't wait to leave!

We need LUBE here. He can save us!