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11-18-2010, 03:35 PM
Report this postReply with quoteGolden Beach Officers Guide

This is a guide to help you see if you are in trouble or not.

Signs that your feelings about being in trouble may be right.

1. You feel things are not right.
2. You see others feeling what you feel in #1.
3. Other people who normally spoke to you don't talk to you now.
4. The only other people who talk to you are other people who feel like you.
5. You take a few days off.
6. The others who feel like you take a few days off.
7. You and the others who feel something is wrong take a few days off to visit each other and talk
about your feelsings. You start being in contact with your inner self. This is a very good thing.
8. You and the others who feel something is wrong colaborate on a story. This is not a good thing.
9. You and your friends receive a letter telling you there is something wrong in your life. This is usually a good indicator something is wrong and that your hunch was right. You should feel good at this point because any other hunches after this one will probably be good also.
10. One of your other friends tells you not to worry. This is a time to really F**cking worry. Don't listen to them from this point forward.
11. One of your other friends who is also in trouble convinces you and the others to stick together and use their attorney because of a group discount deal.
12. You find out that the attorney your friend said would give you a group discount deal said there is NO GROUP discounts. You should reconsider #10
13. You start thinking about the 10 things you should bring to prison.
14. You start to worry about your spouse boinking or being boinked by somene other than yourself because you may not be around.

These warning signs can be used to help you know if you are in trouble. Usually if you are privildged by a letter as in #9 you should consider #12 and #14.
I would also not forget any other hnunches you may get.

If you are in trouble and don't see it or you don't see the above warning signs then you are really in F***ing trouble and not even luck is on your side.