Whose in the news more: VPD or SSO???

Who's been making the news more: VPD or SSO? We've been neck-and-neck for a while, but with our latest caper, I think that we (SSO) have passed VPD up!!!

http://www.heraldtribune.com/assets/pdf/SH20587624.PDF

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20100624/BREAKING/100629855/2416/NEWS?Title=Officers-suspended-after-leaving-bar-in-squad-cars&tc=ar

One of our UCs was so sig 2 that he hit the curb while driving away in his unmarked squad car. Another UC took a photo of the other UC's wang and then said, "It looks like a mushroom." :snicker:

Oh I forgot to mention that our current sheriff (Mr. Tom Knight) has an arrest record for disorderly intoxication and our former sheriff (Balkwill) loved his booze. We, the deputies of Sarasota, learned how to party (par-tay) from our elected officials!!! I'll drink to that!!! :lol:

Bartender!!! Rounds for the house!!! :devil:

Let's see, our former sheriff (Bill Balkwill) is currently under criminal investigation for grand theft and our current sheriff (Tom Knight) was previously arrested for disintox. It's par for the course. Welcome to the Sarasota Sheriff's Office. :roll:

Julie Williams will save us!!! :snicker: