Train Wreck

It seems that the new Chief's train rear-ended the old Chief's train as it was leaving the station. The newspaper is calling it an "Unscheduled stop." Fredd said "Good job parking dat train Mike!" The City Commission was in the dining car celebrating with the PAP and was told by the city manager that the train was "getting some unscheduled maintenance." The Deputy City Manager said that it was more dangerous to be a train conductor than a police officer. The Mayor wanted to know if conductors got pensions. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Department was unavailable to investigate but referred the City Manager to contact the Des Moines, Iowa Police Department since they have experience investigating train wrecks.