For a certain Officer

You borrowed money from me a long time ago and have never repaid me. Please do so immediately. If you choose not to, I will be left with no other option then to file suit.

Small Claims/County Filing Fees


Small Claims less than $100 - $55.00

Small Claims $100.00 - $500 - $80.00

Small Claims $500.01 to $2500 - $175.00

Small Claims $2500.01 to $5000 - $300.00

Garnishment, Replevin, Attachment, Distress, in addition to the above filing fee - $85.00

Claims of not more than $1,000.00 filed simultaneously with replevin of property that is the subject of claim - $130.00

What? No comments officer?

What? No comments officer?

You got it: shut your legs, the smell is horrible.

You must be smelling your better half. You know that old ball and chain thing, I like to refer to as a dog collar, but the question is, which one is the dog?

What? No comments officer?

You got it: shut your legs, the smell is horrible.

Please forgive the above officer, he's just upset that his services are no longer wanted by you anymore and no one else is banging down his door. You know a man, does get lonely :devil:

[quote=Guest]What? No comments officer?

You got it: shut your legs, the smell is horrible.

Please forgive the above officer, he's just upset that his services are no longer wanted by you anymore and no one else is banging down his door. You know a man, does get lonely :devil:[/quote:3u33t8k4]

OMG his services :snicker: :snicker: Does that fall under to serve and protect? :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: :snicker: