Priceless!

For all your police officers out there:

RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?

A rectum stretcher?

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a**hole? ' he asked.

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS


Hope you enjoyed the laugh :snicker: :snicker:

Ok, I have a good joke:

The Zephyrhills police department!

Priceless!

Ok, I have a good joke:

The Zephyrhills police department!

Priceless!

Come forward and speak that to any of us, bet you won't say that again you piece of garbage!

Ok, I have a good joke:

The Zephyrhills police department!

Priceless!

State your reasons why you feel this way...

Ok, I have a good joke:

The Zephyrhills police department!

Priceless!

Come forward and speak that to any of us, bet you won't say that again you piece of garbage!

Relax, let's see if he states the reasons why he feels this way about the department.