A riddle

What's green, and crew cut, and likes to screw over other cops every chance it gets?????


The Lee County Sheriff Office.

Take the dip out of your mouth, stop messing with other cops, and being a waste of the taxpayers hard earned money. Quit being so corrupt. You give REAL cops a bad name.

By 'real' cops you cant mean CCPD.......

By 'real' cops you cant mean CCPD.......

what does this riddle have to do with CCPD. Why CCPd, why not FMPD or Sanibel PD. Ignorance I guess is what CP is.

By 'real' cops you cant mean CCPD.......

what does this riddle have to do with CCPD. Why CCPd, why not FMPD or Sanibel PD. Ignorance I guess is what CP is.

LOL... Sanibel PD!

Yea they know what it means to be "real" cops!


2008 Goals
Current goals of the Sanibel Police Department include the following:

-Attend training schools that educate personnel with the necessary skills in the following areas: communication in Spanish, identity theft, supervisory development, environmental protection, and school safety

-Continue environmental patrols and awareness/educational campaigns.

-Increase and improve security at the Lighthouse Beach and Fishing Pier Parks.

-Maintain staffing levels for maximum effectiveness, efficiency, and public safety.

-Maintain an effective code enforcement response.

-Continue review of changes to laws and updating of department policy.

2007 Accomplishments
Recent Accomplishments of the Sanibel Police Department include the following:

-Completed Positron Implementation

-Increased dispatch capabilities, reporting capabilities, and officer field reporting efficiency.

-Modernized parking machines

-Improved efficiency and customer service by accepting credit cards.

-Contributed to Environmental Handbook

-Quick reference guide to environmental laws and codes specific to Sanibel.

-Developed training manual for police aides, parking specialists, communications, and police officer candidates.

-Completed State of Florida Emergency Management Grant.

-Awarded matching State grant for an emergency mobile communications center in the amount of $50,000. This was a competitive grant and the proceeds were used to improve emergency communications during and after a disaster by developing a mobile communications center.

-Participated in City-wide NIMS training

-Federally mandated emergency management training that meets requirements for FEMA funding.

-Increased DUI/Sobriety Checkpoints

-Increased participation in cooperation with other agencies to address the county-wide safety concerns.

-Ranked in the top ten for an EMPA Grant to assist in the development of Emergency Management comprehensive all hazards plan.

-Continued involvement with the Lee County Marine Law Enforcement Task Force

- This multi-agency task force is dedicated to addressing all marine concerns including human trafficking, environmental law, boating law, and regulation throughout the waters of Lee County.

Wow, how come you jumped to the conclusion anyone meant CCPD? I understand several former deputies have gone there and enjoyed good careers while CCPD retirees have happily joined LCSO. Hell, some of those old timers have moved into rather good positions like aviation and street crimes.

Seriously, why would that be your first comment? I don't see CCPD badmouthing LCSO anywhere? I don't see CCPD badmouthing FMPD anywhere? So what gives, Sport? Did they disqualify you or a buddy for hiring? Did someone write a loved one a ticket when you felt they shouldn't? Did they arrest someone who you would have let go? Certainly you have a reason. Certainly you have a justification. Just hoping you would share it with the group.

Wow, how come you jumped to the conclusion anyone meant CCPD?
People remember negative experiences more strongly then positive ones. It's how nature has programmed us. The Cape has had plenty of negative incidents involving not so bright cops, so that's what people remember about them. So when someone pipes up with something like this riddle...it isn't hard to see why someones first thought might be by "real cops" i hope your not talking about the cape cops!

Wow, how come you jumped to the conclusion anyone meant CCPD?
People remember negative experiences more strongly then positive ones. It's how nature has programmed us. The Cape has had plenty of negative incidents involving not so bright cops, so that's what people remember about them. So when someone pipes up with something like this riddle...it isn't hard to see why someones first thought might be by "real cops" i hope your not talking about the cape cops!

Hmm, none of the other agencies have negative incidents to report. LCSO sure doesnt have anything going these days ( Command staff shakeup, three shootings in three weeks, no details released yet....FMPD's morale is doing great (understaffed, overworked, aging equipment)....Sanibel PD! Now they have no negative publicity. Oh, thats right. Not much going on in Richpeopleland. Please identify the real cops for us.

Wow, how come you jumped to the conclusion anyone meant CCPD?
People remember negative experiences more strongly then positive ones. It's how nature has programmed us. The Cape has had plenty of negative incidents involving not so bright cops, so that's what people remember about them. So when someone pipes up with something like this riddle...it isn't hard to see why someones first thought might be by "real cops" i hope your not talking about the cape cops!

Hmm, none of the other agencies have negative incidents to report. LCSO sure doesnt have anything going these days ( Command staff shakeup, three shootings in three weeks, no details released yet....FMPD's morale is doing great (understaffed, overworked, aging equipment)....Sanibel PD! Now they have no negative publicity. Oh, thats right. Not much going on in Richpeopleland. Please identify the real cops for us.

I'm just telling you why someone would read the riddle and immediately think "good lord i hope he's not referring to the cape cops as the standard LCSO should strive for. It's a riddle, you figure it out who the "real" cops are. I don't really care.

Let me put it to you another way. When it comes to negatives, FMPD and LCSO have "real" problems. The Cape on the other hand has incidents that could have come straight out of the scripts of "Super Troopers" or "Reno 911". :wink: