PDA

View Full Version : Yes, Honey I'am back



01-13-2009, 01:59 AM
Hello!!! my little sweeties!!! Yes it's me Aunt Sally, with all the negitive things I am hearing in these post. I thought you could use some happy news. Well as you all know me and Snookums (my little poodle) went to Tallahassee to talk to the man about your raises. It started out to be a pleasant trip, but when we got there the security guard would not little Snookums in the front door, Snookums then lifted his leg on that security guy, so we had to run like the ****ins. We lost him and found the governor's office, Snookums jumps on the desk and relieved him self again. And I'am sorry to say it was on the paper work for the raise that you DEP officers were going to get. Well that nasty security guard found us and escorted out of the building. We need some one to send us bus fare back home. Please make it fast, I do not want to miss the next airboat ride at Myakka River State Park. Please tell Paula I am on my way, she is my favorite, Please tell me, does she still have those nasty gator teeth mark on her feet?

Well my little sweeties please take care, and for pete's sake be carefull out there.

Love Aunt Sally and Snookums

01-17-2009, 07:31 PM
WTF ?!!? :shock:

01-17-2009, 11:13 PM
WTF ?!!? :shock:

Is Snookums a feral dog? If Snookums is don't bring him into the state park, they assasinate feral animals!

01-21-2009, 01:38 AM
My Dear (WTF) How nice is that, Iam your Dear Aunt Sally. It is yougsters like you that give this web site a bad name, so please my deary be nice. I may be in your park very soon, don't make me look for you...Snookums is meaner than he looks, as far as feral where do you think came from? he my look like a poodle, but underneath that perm is a mean dog.

So until next time Children play nice.

XXXOOO Aunt Sally, and Snookums :D