10-17-2008, 10:48 AM
Many of you may be thinking: Why is someone writing about the departments videophone bandit. In fact this is for another Al...
Dear Sheriff Al,
Once again my city is attempting to raid my paycheck, cut cost by cutting corners and generally displaying their hate for their own officers. So I am writing you to beg. Please Al! Please come and take us over! Sure we have a bunch of equipment you'll need to scrap,Administrators you'll never tolerate, and an overall lazy workforce... but we also have something very special that no one else in the county has and it could be all yours! We have the greenest grass in the world, more trees than Colorado and bus benches you could die for! So how about about it?
Dear Sheriff Al,
Once again my city is attempting to raid my paycheck, cut cost by cutting corners and generally displaying their hate for their own officers. So I am writing you to beg. Please Al! Please come and take us over! Sure we have a bunch of equipment you'll need to scrap,Administrators you'll never tolerate, and an overall lazy workforce... but we also have something very special that no one else in the county has and it could be all yours! We have the greenest grass in the world, more trees than Colorado and bus benches you could die for! So how about about it?