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05-19-2008, 12:26 PM
I was just wondering who people think are the top ten officers in the department....As a new guy, who should I look up to on the road. Then list who the top 5 Sgts and 3 Lts.

05-19-2008, 12:28 PM
This topic sucks.

05-19-2008, 12:35 PM
I dont think this topic sucks.. But I dont think people are going to answer it seriously..well most wont but I will...

1- Lance 2- Lance 3 -Lance 4- Lance 5- Lance 6- Seltzer 7- Lance
8- Lance 9- That A-hole Lance 10- Lance

Just for the record...I thought it would not be fair for me to answer, so the above answers are from my parents and one from my ex-wife.... Guess which one she said..lol

05-19-2008, 03:43 PM
I would definitely put Lance in the top 5 (seriously).

05-19-2008, 03:57 PM
I have a better idea which I believe will elicit some more accurate responses. How about the WORST 10 officers!? You dont have to put their names or badge numbers (violation of rules) but just something that rhymes with their name. Here's an example, "Feel A Pain" :D

05-19-2008, 04:47 PM
IF YOU CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHO IS A GOOD OFFICER AND A BAD ONE SO THAT YOU CAN GET HELP FROM ETC. YOU ARE IN TROUBLE AND MAYBE SHOULD FIND ANOTHER JOB.

05-19-2008, 04:49 PM
Just hang with Chance Ransom, kid. He'll show you the ropes and he's hung like a Thompson's Gazellle.

05-19-2008, 04:50 PM
Hey just wondering get on your knees and I will give you something to look up at.

05-19-2008, 06:50 PM
LOL TUBESTEAK. THANKS HEATHER FOR YOUR VOTE

05-20-2008, 05:04 AM
My vote for the best officer is Chief Lynn! XOXOXO

05-20-2008, 07:57 PM
the list must include a few of the ones on admin pay who get $ to not work for an illness or ailment that is not work related and has nothing to do with work but they make $ for it just look at the previous admin he got paid for 2 years way to boost morale

05-23-2008, 02:31 AM
the list must include a few of the ones on admin pay who get $ to not work for an illness or ailment that is not work related and has nothing to do with work but they make $ for it just look at the previous admin he got paid for 2 years way to boost morale

wait for the 3 majors to fix this problem......... :shock:

05-25-2008, 04:06 PM
the list must include a few of the ones on admin pay who get $ to not work for an illness or ailment that is not work related and has nothing to do with work but they make $ for it just look at the previous admin he got paid for 2 years way to boost morale

wait for the 3 majors to fix this problem......... :shock:

3 majors???????????

05-25-2008, 07:36 PM
IN KEEPING WITH THE TEN WORST OFFICERS CATEGORY I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE HOT DILSTRAP FOR CANDIDACY. :D

05-26-2008, 03:11 AM
Thrifty in car nation gets my vote as worst...Sorry Wendell!

05-27-2008, 02:22 PM
I would vote for the new trinee who speaks every language but english

05-27-2008, 03:57 PM
is this the guy thats says "Dwendy wun bwabo durdeen ees tin fowuh" on the radio?

you'll have to wait till he gets done with fto first until hes eligible.

05-27-2008, 06:43 PM
no thats ehwich fum tesxzselw the trainess responds to calls with ahh tenthby sun hjkkee ddooee jjjdlvvngr

05-27-2008, 08:27 PM
I would definitely have to vote awalla scagalarri...easily the worst

05-31-2008, 05:23 PM
is this the guy thats says "Dwendy wun bwabo durdeen ees tin fowuh" on the radio?

you'll have to wait till he gets done with fto first until hes eligible.

Frederick works here now??

06-02-2008, 04:45 AM
CHANCEY PROMISE

06-08-2008, 03:53 PM
CHANCEY PROMISE

What is this? A *******ization of Chance Ransom?

06-17-2008, 01:01 AM
KK has my vote.

06-19-2008, 03:14 PM
A panda hatch low. Easily the worst.

07-02-2008, 12:34 AM
Didn't she recently change her name? Is she really that bad a cop?

07-03-2008, 02:42 AM
definitely not a ball of fire. cant believe she wants(ed) to go federal :shock:

07-03-2008, 03:37 PM
true that she married her advisor from the academy?

07-03-2008, 05:30 PM
definitely not a ball of fire. cant believe she wants(ed) to go federal :shock:

Apparently you haven't worked with many Federal agents.... She'd fit in PERFECTLY there..................................

07-08-2008, 12:53 AM
OK back to the focus of this thread. my money goes on Kidpark Gorilas.
no one can understand what the hell hes saying. now THATs a safety issue.

07-08-2008, 06:41 PM
see under my 12 hour plan he wouldnt have beeen hired 51 to get a hot dog