03-27-2008, 12:48 PM
Drum Roll Please as we have the top 10 suggestions to make our agency better as compiled from the staff meeting.
10. Paint all of the unmarked cars with the same invisible paint that Wonder Woman uses on her jet to make the parking lot look empty.
9. Hire a shoe shine person (homeless person works cheaper) in order to polish boots.
8. Hire Colonel Klink to inspect uniforms.
7. Contract the Libery City Jitney bus service to transport 39's to DCJ.
6. Sing "We are the world" at every roll call.
5. "Uh, sorry I couldn't think of anything. Can I get back to you at the
next staff meeting?"
4. "Wow this concept is enlightening. Can we do this again?"
3. Have Publix distribute straw baskets for groceries instead of shopping
carts. At least the straw baskets are bio-degradeable when left
behind.
2. Use the Television studio on the 2nd floor to start a "Waynes World"
kind of show using officers.
1. Mandate that everyone wears Hari Karishna robes instead of uniforms to bring peace, harmony and betterment to themselves and to the people that they mentor.
10. Paint all of the unmarked cars with the same invisible paint that Wonder Woman uses on her jet to make the parking lot look empty.
9. Hire a shoe shine person (homeless person works cheaper) in order to polish boots.
8. Hire Colonel Klink to inspect uniforms.
7. Contract the Libery City Jitney bus service to transport 39's to DCJ.
6. Sing "We are the world" at every roll call.
5. "Uh, sorry I couldn't think of anything. Can I get back to you at the
next staff meeting?"
4. "Wow this concept is enlightening. Can we do this again?"
3. Have Publix distribute straw baskets for groceries instead of shopping
carts. At least the straw baskets are bio-degradeable when left
behind.
2. Use the Television studio on the 2nd floor to start a "Waynes World"
kind of show using officers.
1. Mandate that everyone wears Hari Karishna robes instead of uniforms to bring peace, harmony and betterment to themselves and to the people that they mentor.