info please

Union guys, what's up with the contract? Where are we at? Any meetings scheduled? Any news? Did SWAT get any new guns?

Hey hoeless man, get a life! Where you been fella? In the mountains of West Virginia or on Hillary's campaign trail.

HEY BALL-LESS MAN, HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE SHADE SUCKING ON A PINGA-COLADA OR WHAT??? THERE AINT NO MONEY, THE UNION IS WORKING OVERTIME JUST TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE RUMORS THAT COMMAND STAFF IS STARTING, AND TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOUR HOUSEHOLD GETS A CHECK...IN TIMES LIKE THIS LET THAT BE ENOUGH OR JOIN THE OTHERS TRYING TO SCAMPY THE FUUCCK OUT OF HERE...