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If you don't know who Chance Ransom is by now, you must be some kind of an idiot. So, rather than looking stupid in front of your friends, why not inform yourself as to what is going on in the real world? That's a rhetorical question. Just go read this:
http://www.myspace.com/chanceransom
or this
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/clatrigue/138044/
Also, if any of you want to make a big deal out of this, I really wouldn't mind this becoming a Free Speech issue.
I think this guy is brilliant. You should read the stories.
This thread is making a mockery of LEO Affairs! For the love of Humanity, please, stop!
This thread is making a mockery of LEO Affairs! For the love of Humanity, please, stop!
No, this guy is really awesome. Signal20 is an idiot.
Chance is a complex individual as are most of the modern day rennaissance men.
Is it true that Chance Ransom is heavily influenced by people like Richard Simmons and Dog the Bounty Hunter? I've heard that he's a perfect combination of both.
I taught Chance everything he knows. Well, except for how he dresses. That's pure Ransom.
"I have known many excellent constables, but very few of them are Wingmen." - SRP
I heard that Chance is a bad mother...Shut your mouth. I'm talking about Chance! And he can dig it!
I had Chance Ransom wing for me a few times. Those were the ones where I didn't get caught. Never underestimate the value of a good Wingman.
Chance was the inspiration for much of my work.
Chance Ransom is a foul mouthed sinner. He'll burn in Hell.
The world is tired of your commecialized Christianity. You are the Sizzler Steak House of religion. Mr. Ransom, is a true patriot and humanitarian. See you at the Grotto, Chance.
This is getting really stupid.
This is getting really stupid.
I think it got stupid a long time ago....
As one of the most intelligent men in the history of the world, I wholeheartedly concur with the two anonymous guests. Let's all stop reading, shall we? That will give this Ransom the comeupance that he so richly deserves.
You do not talk to a man like Chance Ransom like THAT!!!
I'll bet that Ransom fella couldn't catch a chicken.
Hey Chance, lets wing on over to London and jam with the Stones!
Hey, guests. People thought that I was stupid and I was the Vice President for a whole mess of years. It was fun!
I disagree with the two guests. I still find this very droll. Kind of like the little cartoons in The New Yorker.
Can't we all get along...with Chance?
I know what you're thinking: "How can we find ways to keep this thread alive!?"
Or why are we still on this stupid topic when we could be bashing eachother?
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that Chance Ransom do nothing?"
Chance Ransom is the music maker, and he is the dreamer of dreams.
"To err is human, but to be Chance Ransom is divine."
Who or what is Chance Ransom?
You can read about CR. Just go here:
http://www.myspace.com/chanceransom
or here
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/clatrigue/138044/
Delta 5
02-26-2008, 12:59 AM
Mike...you're killing me!
What's killing me is that there are 3 pages so far.
You can read about CR. Just go here:
http://www.myspace.com/chanceransom
or here
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/clatrigue/138044/
Can I be your friend on myspace?
You can read about CR. Just go here:
http://www.myspace.com/chanceransom
or here
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/clatrigue/138044/
Can I be your friend on myspace?
Chance would prefer a "ladies only" myspace page. However, because he realizes that his story has broad appeal, he will accept all legitimate friend requests on myspace.
I think I love you, Chance
In Chance's experience, there's no such thing as luck.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chance Ransom has allowed to live.
Happiness is when what Chance Ransom thinks, what Chance Ransom says, and what you do are in harmony.
Chance needs to go away
Chance will go away, when he is no longer needed in the world. Most intelligent people are already aware of this.
Chance needs to go away
Chance will go away, when he is no longer needed in the world. Most intelligent people are already aware of this.
Where can I find him? On any given street corner?
Chance was my Wingman back in the day when I used to have sex with women who were not my daughter.
Chance was my Wingman back in the day when I used to have sex with women who were not my daughter.
Is Chance handsome & suave?
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chance Ransom would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chance Ransom. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chance Ransom.
Chance was my Wingman back in the day when I used to have sex with women who were not my daughter.
Is Chance handsome & suave?
Debonair is more like it. Handsome? All beauty is fleeting...towards Chance.
So that we don't lose momentum on this, who wants to arrange a meeting where we can all sit down and discuss ways to keep this message board going?
So that we don't lose momentum on this, who wants to arrange a meeting where we can all sit down and discuss ways to keep this message board going?
I do!
So that we don't lose momentum on this, who wants to arrange a meeting where we can all sit down and discuss ways to keep this message board going?
I do!
I do too, Anonymous Guest, and I hate Burr!
Who would win in a fight between Predator and Chance Ransom?
Who would win in a fight between Predator and Chance Ransom?
I doubt that it would come down to a fight. Chance would probably just convince the Predator that it was in his best interest to do his bidding. He is very persuasive.
DIDN'T CHANCE STAR IN THE MOVIES "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR" AND "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS"?
DIDN'T CHANCE STAR IN THE MOVIES "BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR" AND "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS"?
No, but don't feel bad about being confused. He was originally cast in those movies, but his commitment to the Fraternal Order of Wingmen, prohibited him from accepting the assignment. The Order cited "conflict of interest.
I abhor men like Chance Ransom. He is what is wrong with the male gender. Running interference for other men so they can have intercourse with unsuspecting women. The pig!
I abhor men like Chance Ransom. He is what is wrong with the male gender. Running interference for other men so they can have intercourse with unsuspecting women. The pig!
Finally someone who gets Chance Ransom. Thanks, Gloria.
I WAS SHOPPING IN TOYS R US AND I THOUGHT I SAW A CHANCE RANSOME DOLL. I WAS GOING TO PICK ONE UP BUT I DIDNT HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT BECAUSE I BOUGHT ALL HIS BOOKS :(
So that we don't lose momentum on this, who wants to arrange a meeting where we can all sit down and discuss ways to keep this message board going?
Name it
I know that a lot of you are trying to find out who is putting up all of these Chance Ransom posts, like it is a modern day riddle from my piece of crap book The DaVinci Code. I also notice that it has crept over into the other message boards. Just remember, much like my waste of paper novel and the even worse movie, the most obvious answer is rarely the correct one.
Incidentally, I didn't hate the book or movie because I thought they were sacrilegious. I just thought that they were poor examples of literature and cinematography, respectively.
Who the flip is Chance Ransom and why is he posting things on a Victoria, Australia message board? I want answers Davie Police or we will have a bleeding ticket war!
If Chance Ransom and the Chicago Bears were to have a fight, who would win?
If Chance Ransom and the Chicago Bears were to have a fight, who would win?
Dolphins
If Chance Ransom and the Chicago Bears were to have a fight, who would win?
Dolphins
What year? It would be Chance Ransom, but I'm trying to calculate the amount of time it would take.
[quote="Edgar A. Poe":2d32bp7s]If Chance Ransom and the Chicago Bears were to have a fight, who would win?
Dolphins
What year? It would be Chance Ransom, but I'm trying to calculate the amount of time it would take.[/quote:2d32bp7s]
I meant the '72 Dolphins
How or where does one get to meet the most eloquent Chance Ransom?
How or where does one get to meet the most eloquent Chance Ransom?
You don't just get to meet Chance Ransom just because you want. You have to need to meet him. Also, if you are a woman and reasonably attractive the chances are much greater.
I was just wondering who Chance Ransom's arch rival is?
I was just wondering who Chance Ransom's arch rival is?
It should be: What are his arch rivals? He has a few...loneliness, celebacy, prudishness. Oh yes, especially prudishness.
How or where does one get to meet the most eloquent Chance Ransom?
You don't just get to meet Chance Ransom just because you want. You have to need to meet him. Also, if you are a woman and reasonably attractive the chances are much greater.
Ok, I Need to meet him & I am a female. Now what?
Is it true that Chance sang the lead vocals on Cops' "Bad Boys, Bad Boys" song?
Chance, Chance, come back, Chance!
Someone broke the one Chance Ransom rule. They actually posed as Chance Ransom to put up a post on another board. I can assure you that Chance Ransom will never directly post a message on any of these boards. He will, however, bring this scofflaw to justice. That is all
Does Chance make house calls?
Does Chance make house calls?
More than likely the house would be making a Chance call.
Does Chance make house calls?
More than likely the house would be making a Chance call.
Does Chance work alpha shift?
WHO CARES
Obviously everyone. This post is setting all kinds of records. However, to satisfy all of your curiosity, Chance is not a cop. His biographer may be.
I heard Chance was involved in the pursuit today.
Chance is involved in some pursuit everyday. However, he was not involved in that ridiculous little steeplechase that you had in your city today.
It is amazing, Chance was the talk of the town in my day and he continues to draw crowds. Boy I wish I was Chance Ransom!
WHO CARES
Obviously everyone. This post is setting all kinds of records. However, to satisfy all of your curiosity, Chance is not a cop. His biographer may be.
And who is his biographer?
I heard Chance was involved in the pursuit today.
I heard the Lieutenant was going to call it off, but Chance ran "interference".
Chance, are you going to be at the meeting tonight? How will I recognize you? Will you have a flower in your hair?
WHO CARES
Obviously everyone. This post is setting all kinds of records. However, to satisfy all of your curiosity, Chance is not a cop. His biographer may be.
And who is his biographer?
If you go to the first post in this thread and access one or both of the links the not so subtle answer is contained within.
I am so tired of Chance & of his womanizing ways. He has to stop & now. He is making the rest of us look bad
[quote=Anonymous]WHO CARES
Obviously everyone. This post is setting all kinds of records. However, to satisfy all of your curiosity, Chance is not a cop. His biographer may be.
And who is his biographer?
If you go to the first post in this thread and access one or both of the links the not so subtle answer is contained within.[/quote:1i5zrec9]
I looked him up on myspace....I still dont know who his biographer is? Is he BB from alpha shift?
Peel the onion, my friend. Peel the onion.
Peel the onion, my friend. Peel the onion.
They make my eyes tear up
I was Chance Ransom. Now I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Good, I hope this means this is the end of Chance Ransom. Sick of hearing about him & his BS.
Good, I hope this means this is the end of Chance Ransom. Sick of hearing about him & his BS.
No matter how sick you are about hearing about Chance Ransom, he will never go away. This is the age of the internet, where you can annoy people indefinitely with little or no consequences. Welcome to the 21st Century.
Good, I hope this means this is the end of Chance Ransom. Sick of hearing about him & his BS.
No matter how sick you are about hearing about Chance Ransom, he will never go away. This is the age of the internet, where you can annoy people indefinitely with little or no consequences. Welcome to the 21st Century.
Here in Bedrock, we are still living in the stone age.
When I tire of being the Dread Pirate Roberts I plan on becoming Davey Jones.
When I tire of being the Dread Pirate Roberts I plan on becoming Davey Jones.
Of the Monkees or of Davey Jones Locker?
When I tire of being the Dread Pirate Roberts I plan on becoming Davey Jones.
Of the Monkees or of Davey Jones Locker?
Chance knows how to swim?
When I tire of being the Dread Pirate Roberts I plan on becoming Davey Jones.
Of the Monkees or of Davey Jones Locker?
Chance knows how to swim?
I would like to be his floatation device
When I tire of being the Dread Pirate Roberts I plan on becoming Davey Jones.
Of the Monkees or of Davey Jones Locker?
Chance knows how to swim?
When Chance gets in the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Ransom.
Word on the street is that there is a new Ransom story posted.
Word on the street is that there is a new Ransom story posted.
Where can I find that story? I need some enlightenment.
Word on the street is that there is a new Ransom story posted.
Where can I find that story? I need some enlightenment.
If you go to the entry in this post, you can read all of Chance's stories. Okay, I'll do it for you. Cut and past this:
http://www.writerscafe.org/writers/clatrigue/
I have noticed that many of the officers are posting topics on other boards. As a taxpayer, I would really like the officers and non-sworn employees to focus on their jobs and on writing things about Chance Ransom.
dont worry its basically one person who has alot of time to post this nonsense. now bash away
Nobody really cares about this so called Chance Ransom. Whoever started this obviously has a little too much time on their hands. Must be nice.
I think I know whats going on here. You've heard maybe Part I of the new installment isn't quite as funny as previous editions. That's probably why we're getting some negative posts on here and a few people are starting to think that we should talk about other things; like issues. However, I can assure you that Part II will be action packed and fun.
Incidentally, do you think that saying that I, or any other person who posts on this board, have to much time on our hands is some sort of an insult? I work 12 hour days. Of course, I have too much time on my hands. I work the same job that you do. I know exactly how much free time you have and there isn't person one in this department that doesn't have time to do this. I'm sure all of your downtime is dedicated to cleaning your weapon, shining shoes and polishing your badge. Right? Don't get your nose bent out of shape about this. Chillbear still loves you, baby.
Seriously, come back with your best shot. I live on a diet of controversy.
dont worry its basically one person who has alot of time to post this nonsense. now bash away
I think you misread what I was saying: "I would really like the officers and non-sworn employees to focus on their jobs AND on writing things about Chance Ransom."
I like the Chance Ransom posts. Now be good cops and keep it up.
Not everyone who posts on here works the 12's. Sorry but some of us got a free raise (LAUGH)and we still have tons of time but we do love chance
Someone thoughtfully started another CR message board. Well, I don't see why they can't both co-exist. The other board can be a Chance Ransom Light (I refuse to use the word "lite"), to discuss the less serious issues surrounding CR.
What does Chance Ransom like better, "Guiness" or "Sam Adams"?
What does Chance Ransom like better, "Guiness" or "Sam Adams"?
Sir Alec Guiness as an actor and Sam Adams as a Revolutionary propagandist. Don't make him choose.
I once was acquainted with a Chance Ransom...
I once was acquainted with a Chance Ransom…
It has been many years since he has entered my thoughts but I remember this Chance Ransom well. He was a wily character whom had a propensity for mischief and fool heartedness, with the *****es I do tell, he had a knack for engaging those of the opposite sex who would lay waste to his affections, completing his transformation into the carousing womanizer that he his today. We were like brothers in arms, all for one & one for all! We did battle in the streets and in the seedy cantinas with braggarts and bar brawlers; we had brushes with great bodily injury along with death by hot flaming lead blasted our way. Ah, those where the days of our youth. I ask you, why is Chance Ransom who he is today?? Because of his youth I say!!!
For those of you who would like to here more...
Ivanhoe
I once was acquainted with a Chance Ransom...
I once was acquainted with a Chance Ransom…
It has been many years since he has entered my thoughts but I remember this Chance Ransom well. He was a wily character whom had a propensity for mischief and fool heartedness, with the *****es I do tell, he had a knack for engaging those of the opposite sex who would lay waste to his affections, completing his transformation into the carousing womanizer that he his today. We were like brothers in arms, all for one & one for all! We did battle in the streets and in the seedy cantinas with braggarts and bar brawlers; we had brushes with great bodily injury along with death by hot flaming lead blasted our way. Ah, those where the days of our youth. I ask you, why is Chance Ransom who he is today?? Because of his youth I say!!!
For those of you who would like to here more...
Ivanhoe
I'm not going to mince words. This was brilliant.
Chillbear you scamp! You lavish me with accolades, I sense you are a young man of character and it is obvious to all, well traveled. You are cut of the same clothe as the rogue, Mr. Ransom. Of what service may I be to your cause?
Ivanhoe
Is Chance Ransom all you guys can ever talk about? How about a little more patrol in my area? What a concept, huh? Then maybe when you hear an address go out in there, you won't have to ask your dispatch for directions.
Shari of Shenandoah,
What a fiery little strumpet, you make my loins ache and become blue! Speaking of wood, me wood enjoy a romp and good polish from a jezebel such as yourself. Please, kind scarleted woman meet me at the brothel of your choosing...
Ivanhoe
Shari of Shenandoah,
What a fiery little strumpet, you make my loins ache and become blue! Speaking of wood, me wood enjoy a romp and good polish from a jezebel such as yourself. Please, kind scarleted woman meet me at the brothel of your choosing...
Ivanhoe
Dear Sir Ivanhoe,
I know you think your development is grander than mine, so I don't feel worthy to respond to your area. Why don't you meet me near 136 Avenue & we can discuss it further?
Shari of Shenandoah,
What a fiery little strumpet, you make my loins ache and become blue! Speaking of wood, me wood enjoy a romp and good polish from a jezebel such as yourself. Please, kind scarleted woman meet me at the brothel of your choosing...
Ivanhoe
Dear Sir Ivanhoe,
I know you think your development is grander than mine, so I don't feel worthy to respond to your area. Why don't you meet me near 136 Avenue & we can discuss it further?
I wrote this post....sorry...
Lady Shari of the night,
Might you be Klingon? I have heard tell the story of how aggressive and passionate your species is in the way mating. You have convinced me, I’ll be their soon. Please wait for me my sweet libidinous Klingon wench;)
Lady Shari of the night,
Might you be Klingon? I have heard tell the story of how aggressive and passionate your species is in the way mating. You have convinced me, I’ll be their soon. Please wait for me my sweet libidinous Klingon wench;)
Ok, I shall be waiting. You can recognize me by the flower in my hair. I will be standing near the fountain. How shall I know it is truly you?
Down with this Chance Ransom crap!!!
Lady Sahri of the Night,
You will be able to recognize me by my captivating smile, my cultivated, polished, genteel and sophisticated swagger. Hmm…what else? Oh yes… the civilized and steely look in my eye.
Ivanhoe
Wow, one or two people have posted over 100 messages that are a waste of time when they could be slamming fellow cops. Boy we love this morale at the pd
Lady Sahri of the Night,
You will be able to recognize me by my captivating smile, my cultivated, polished, genteel and sophisticated swagger. Hmm…what else? Oh yes… the civilized and steely look in my eye.
Ivanhoe
Is that a banana in your pocket or........?
You bore me... be gone!
Ivanhoe
You bore me... be gone!
Ivanhoe
Okay, WoI. You've really taken this to a new level of gayness. We're cops, not a bunch of dandies here.
I agree. Worshiping Chance Ransom is one of the finest things that a man can do...as long as it is in the atmosphere of a lot of tough talk. Read the stories. Chance is more of a Humphrey Bogart inspired character. You've got him all mixed up in your Seventeenth Century foppery.
It is 19th Century foppery you vagabond! And, since when is a little discourse between buffoons and civilized gentry, Gay??
It is 19th Century foppery you vagabond! And, since when is a little discourse between buffoons and civilized gentry, gay??
It always has been. Walter Scott was a 19th Century Novelist. However, Rob Roy McGregor lived in the late 17th and early 18th Century. Ivanhoe was set in 1194 AD. Trust me when I tell you that you don't want to debate these things with me. The point is that none of this has to do with the idolization of Chance Ransom. Also, to the lady that lives in Shenandoah: we could maybe give your area a little extra patrol if you could dedicate a little more of your time to Chance. I think it's a pretty fair deal.
This board has now moved to #4 in the most viewed boards. Shine on you crazy diamonds.
[quote="Rob Roy":18zp89w9]It is 19th Century foppery you vagabond! And, since when is a little discourse between buffoons and civilized gentry, gay??
It always has been. Walter Scott was a 19th Century Novelist. However, Rob Roy McGregor lived in the late 17th and early 18th Century. Ivanhoe was set in 1194 AD. Trust me when I tell you that you don't want to debate these things with me. The point is that none of this has to do with the idolization of Chance Ransom. Also, to the lady that lives in Shenandoah: we could maybe give your area a little extra patrol if you could dedicate a little more of your time to Chance. I think it's a pretty fair deal.
This board has now moved to #4 in the most viewed boards. Shine on you crazy diamonds.[/quote:18zp89w9]
Aladdin was known as the "diamond in the rough".
Hey everyone. Check out Chance's new featured tell all message board. You can also post your secret confessions as well.
Am I allowed to call Chance to ask when the detail bid is?
Am I allowed to call Chance to ask when the detail bid is?
He wouldn't know because he's not a cop...but no.
Chance Ransom doesn't drink Mona Vie. He says it makes people fat. Damn Amazonians.
Chance Ransom doesn't drink Mona Vie. He says it makes people fat. darn Amazonians.
I don't use the word "darn." Weak!
Too often this message board is used for unauthorized purposes, such as posting non-Chance Ransom related topics. It is because of this that I feel that I can take license and salute two of the members of our Department for their heroic actions. Ernie Smith and Paul Aardvardikis saved a three year old from drowning the other day. Yes, these men will receive accolades and attention for a while. They will no doubt receive Departmental honors as well. However, in time, this will all fade and the only thing that will matter is that without their actions, an innocent child would not be among us. Because of this, I award these fine men five Ransoms - the highest honor ever achieved on LEO Affairs.
Why are you guys talking about me on a message board that is supposed to be about Chance Ransom? By the way it's just "Vin" not "V.I.N." It's my name; not my initials. You cops crack me up.
Chance Ransom has a banana in his pants and he probably is also happy to see you. However, he is also very well endowed, which seems to be the source of a great deal of the confusion.
New Chance Ransom story posted:
http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/clatrigue/254171/
I'm just saying
I think you guys forgot about the might of this thread. Just when you thnk it is gone forever, it comes storming back like a conquistador!
I think you guys forgot about the might of this thread. Just when you thnk it is gone forever, it comes storming back like a conquistador!
7400 Stirling Road?
Where has Chance Ransom been? I hope he is okay.
AFTER WORD GOT OUT HE BECAME UNPOPULAR. HIS LEGENDARY STATUS BECAME DISCARDED AND NOW HIS REPUTATION IS ONLY CONSIDERED A FAIRY TAIL. THINGS DIDNT WORK OUT FOR HIM IN DAVIE SO HE WENT ON TO PURSUE ADVENTURES IN SUNNY ISLES
Is it true that he is running on a ticket with Obama??
Is it true that he is running on a ticket with Obama??
This in not true. While Obama appears to be a capable politician, albeit extremely liberal, he, sir, is no Chance Ransom.
Chance Ransom is sexy at any speed.
that has to be one of the most pathetic post yet
that has to be one of the most pathetic post yet
I thought that at first, too. Then I realized the real intent of the post and it suddenly seems ingenious......
that has to be one of the most pathetic post yet
I thought that at first, too. Then I realized the real intent of the post and it suddenly seems ingenious......
Thats one of your plantation brothers typing about someones family member getting a ticket.
Everyone out there knows a cop when it comes time for a traffic ticket. If the people in your family are going to continue to break the law, speed and not carry their proper paperwork, then maybe you should spend a buck and get them a courtesy badge or an FOP/PBA shield or something. We don't give breaks to just anyone who knows "a cop". Stop being a jerkoff yourself and find some common sense. By the way, no one wants a frickin cry baby like you backing them up anyway.
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that has to be one of the most pathetic post yet
I thought that at first, too. Then I realized the real intent of the post and it suddenly seems ingenious......
Thats one of your plantation brothers typing about someones family member getting a ticket.
Everyone out there knows a cop when it comes time for a traffic ticket. If the people in your family are going to continue to break the law, speed and not carry their proper paperwork, then maybe you should spend a buck and get them a courtesy badge or an FOP/PBA shield or something. We don't give breaks to just anyone who knows "a cop". Stop being a jerkoff yourself and find some common sense. By the way, no one wants a frickin cry baby like you backing them up anyway.
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Hey, idiot. This is a message board about Chance Ransom and Ransom related activities. No one cares about your stupid police issues in here.
Also, Ralph Nader wrote a book called Unsafe at Any Speed so the post makes sense.
To summarize some of the issues that have mentioned on other boards, Chance was not at the Falcon Pub the night of the big incident. He is not a cop, and cares very little about scheduling. Chance also secretly hopes that his stats will be placed on the window someday
How can you people sleep at night when this board has fallen into such disfavor. Shame on all of you. Chance is more important than all of your petty cop issues. You're a bunch of narcissists.
What happened to Chance? Where is now? I miss reading about his sightings....Does anyone know what he's been up to? I signed on just to get an update and much to my dissapointment it was from a month ago..Please bring his updates back...We need him.
Yes, Chance is the hero we need, not the hero that we deserve.
What happened to Chance? Where is now? I miss reading about his sightings....Does anyone know what he's been up to? I signed on just to get an update and much to my dissapointment it was from a month ago..Please bring his updates back...We need him.
I heard Chance has oar like thumbs.
I hear he is "strong like BUll"
I hear he is "strong like BUll"
Yes, he is. Nothing really new here. It was just time for this thread to be pulled back up to the top.
I want to be like Chance. Does he have any books that I could purchase to be just like him?
I want to be like Chance. Does he have any books that I could purchase to be just like him?
yes men are from mars and women are from venus....
He has a novel. Its called "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, Chance Ransom is from Uranus" :wink:
I want to be like Chance. Does he have any books that I could purchase to be just like him?
You can read all of Chance's stories here: http://www.writerscafe.org/writers/clatrigue/
He has a novel. Its called "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, Chance Ransom is from Uranus" :wink:
I see. You're trying to be cheeky? Well, recycling old jokes isn't cheeky. It's the polar opposite of cheeky. It's lame. Still want to try to be cheeky, Major Carney? I didn't think so.
Chance Ransom is a stimulus package.
chance ransom's package isnt gonna stimulate anything. Trust me on that one! :roll:
chance ransom's package isnt gonna stimulate anything. Trust me on that one! :roll:
This is outrageously bawdy humor, gentlemen. Well played.
I wish Chance Ransom would get ripped to shreds by a dozen Komodo Dragons. Now that would be funny...
I wish Chance Ransom would get ripped to shreds by a dozen Komodo Dragons. Now that would be funny...
You can wish all you want, but
A) There aren't half that many Komodo Dragons in Davie, and
B) Komodo Dragons think that Chance Ransom is awesome. It's time that you let your inner Komodo Dragon out, isn't it?
Chance Ransom.
It was a rhetorical question. Any google search can tell you exactly who and what Chance Ransom is.
I miss the chance updates :(
Chance Ransom is a retard like the rest of the Davie PD. Get a life Davie...How stupid can you guys and gals really be. Why don't you spend your time doing police work or at least talking about it instead of acting like stupid A-holes. Must be a Davie thing.
Chance Ransom is a retard like the rest of the Davie PD. Get a life Davie...How stupid can you guys and gals really be. Why don't you spend your time doing police work or at least talking about it instead of acting like stupid A-holes. Must be a Davie thing.
Why would we want to work or even talk about it? Because a$$holes like you inspire us? Ha, I think not :roll:
Besides like you, we're much better at acting like a$$holes and it's more fun than doing anything beneficial to you. :devil:
where oh where is our c ransom?
word is he was spotted in columbia guarding the czar of prussia?
God, I hate Chance Ransom. I wish he were sodomized by a car load of poets and then placed n a wood chipper. Who's with me?
God, I hate Chance Ransom. I wish he were sodomized by a car load of poets and then placed n a wood chipper. Who's with me?
Well, probably at least the poets.
Where is Chance Ransom? I miss his awesome words of wisdom. Doesn't everyone??
Chance Ransom enjoys getting massaged by men.
Chance Ransom enjoys getting massaged by men.
He's retiring supposedly.
What happened to that Ransom guy?
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