12-07-2007, 05:06 PM
T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS WHEN WE RECEIVED AT THE STATION,
A CRIME STOPPERS TIP WITH SOME PERTINENT INFORMATION
THE TIPSTERS INFO WAS NOT VERY CLEAR,
A STRANGER ARRIVED IN TOWN AND HAD HIM IN FEAR
WE DROVE TO THE ADDRESS AMD OBSERVED IN THE YARD,
A SHORT LITTLE ELF STANDING GUARD
THE WINDOWS WERE FOGGY AS WE PEERED THROUGH THE GLASS,
WATCHING AN ELF CONDUCT A TRANSACTION IN EXCHANGE FOR SOME CASH
THE HOUSE WAS SURROUNDED AS IT ONLY TOOK A MINUTE,
TO KNOW WE NEEDED A SEARCH WARRANT IN ORDER TO GET IN IT.
SWAT GEARED UP AND TOOK OFF THROUGH THE GRASS,
WHEN DARRYL KING TRIPPED AND FELL ON HIS ASS
LAGRASTA THREW A BANG BUT FORGOT TO PULL THE PIN
SANTIAGO YELLED OUT ‘’HURRY JOE WE NEED TO GET IN’’.
LAGRASTA THREW A SECOND BANG AS HE BEGAN TO PERSPIRE,
WHICH CAUGHT THE ELF’S HAT AND SET HIM ON FIRE
SANTIAGO CALLED OUT ‘’SOMEONE CALL FIRE RESCUE’’
SOREN GOT EXCITED AND LET OUT A BOO BOO
WHEN SUDDENLY OVERHEAD WE HEARD A LOUD CLATTER
WE ALL LOOKED UP TO CHECK OUT THE MATTER.
CARROLL YELLED OUT ‘’LOOK IT’S A SLEIGH’’
SESSION RESPONDED ‘’SHIT ITS COMING MY WAY’’
.SESSION DREW HIS GUN AND SHOT WITHOUT FEAR,
HITTING THE SLEIGH AND EIGHT TINY REINDEER
T JOHNNIE JOINED IN TO HAVE SOME FUN,
AND PULLED FROM HIS TRUNK AN UNAUTHORIZED SHOT GUN.
CHAD CALLED OUT’’ YES WE GOT US SOME DEER’’
NOW SARGE AND I CAN HAVE SAUSAGE FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
JOHNNIE RAISED THE SHOT GUN AND RAN INTO THE ROAD,
WHERE A FAT MAN IN RED LAY UNDER A HEAVY LOAD.
THE LOAD FELL OVER AND WHAT TO OUR EYES DID APPEAR
THE MAN IN THE RED SUIT WAS SANTA ‘’OH DEAR’’
MORE RAPID THEN EAGLES THE ADMINISTRATION CAME,
THEN TUCKER SHOUTED ‘’WHO’S IN CHARGE? I WANT A NAME’’
CHIEF PACHNEK RESPONDED TO THE SCENE THAT WAS QUITE OUT OF HAND
CROSSED THROUGH THE INTERSECTION TURING HIS CAR INTO A TIN CAN
JOHNSON AND VINCENT RESPONDED CODE THREE
‘’BANG’’ ‘’CRASH’’ OH CRAP SAID VINCENT YOU RAN INTO ME!’’
SGT. FORBES RESPONDED AND LET OUT A SIGH
TAL WRITE UP THE ACCIDENT AND DON’T YOU DARE LIE
SGT. SANTIAGO RAN TO THE DOOR IN A QUICK DASH
‘’IT’S A RAID BOYS’’ HE SAID ‘’ WE WANT YOUR STASH’’
THE HOUSE WAS ENTERED AND TO OUR SURPRISE
I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW AND RUBBED MY EYES
FIFER HAD THE ELVES ALL CUFFED AND STUFFED
TUCKER YELLED OUT’’ STOP THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH’’
THAT FAT GUY IS SANTA, NOT SOME CROOKED DUDE
WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER YOU CAN BET WE WILL BE SUED
THIS IS SANTA’S WORSHOP AND NOTHING MORE
NOT A GROW HOUSE, OR DOPE HOLE FOR SOMEONE TO SCORE
ITS O.K SAID SANTA JUST HELP ME MAKE THINGS RIGHT
SO I CAN GET MY TOYS DELIVERED TONIGHT
LETS GET THE STREETS CLEAR SO SANTA CAN GO
IT’S XMAS EVE LETS START TJIS SHOW
CALL SOLOWSKY HAVE HIS SQUAD HOLD TRAFFIC TO A STOP
I CAN’T SAID SANTIAGO THEY’RE WATCHING A MOVIE IN THE SWAP SHOP
GRAB THE FIRE TRUCK AND HELP SANTA ON HIS WAY
THE REINDEER ARE ALL SHOT, AND CAN’T PULL SANTA’S SLEIGH
TERESA SAID I’LL HELP SANTA AS SHE POPPED INTO SIGHT
MY BACK SEAT IS EMPTY, AS I LOST ANOTHER PRISONER TONIGHT
SANTA WAS JOLLY AS HE SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE
HOP ON WILSON AND DON’T FORGET YOUR MDT!
THEN SANTA BELLOWED OUT SO STRONG AND CLEAR
THANKS LAUDERHILL, BUT I WON’T BE BACK NEXT YEAR!
AS SANTA AND WILSON DROVE DOWN 56 AVE OUT OF SIGHT
SANTA WAVED AND SAID MERRY XMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL GOODNIGHT
A CRIME STOPPERS TIP WITH SOME PERTINENT INFORMATION
THE TIPSTERS INFO WAS NOT VERY CLEAR,
A STRANGER ARRIVED IN TOWN AND HAD HIM IN FEAR
WE DROVE TO THE ADDRESS AMD OBSERVED IN THE YARD,
A SHORT LITTLE ELF STANDING GUARD
THE WINDOWS WERE FOGGY AS WE PEERED THROUGH THE GLASS,
WATCHING AN ELF CONDUCT A TRANSACTION IN EXCHANGE FOR SOME CASH
THE HOUSE WAS SURROUNDED AS IT ONLY TOOK A MINUTE,
TO KNOW WE NEEDED A SEARCH WARRANT IN ORDER TO GET IN IT.
SWAT GEARED UP AND TOOK OFF THROUGH THE GRASS,
WHEN DARRYL KING TRIPPED AND FELL ON HIS ASS
LAGRASTA THREW A BANG BUT FORGOT TO PULL THE PIN
SANTIAGO YELLED OUT ‘’HURRY JOE WE NEED TO GET IN’’.
LAGRASTA THREW A SECOND BANG AS HE BEGAN TO PERSPIRE,
WHICH CAUGHT THE ELF’S HAT AND SET HIM ON FIRE
SANTIAGO CALLED OUT ‘’SOMEONE CALL FIRE RESCUE’’
SOREN GOT EXCITED AND LET OUT A BOO BOO
WHEN SUDDENLY OVERHEAD WE HEARD A LOUD CLATTER
WE ALL LOOKED UP TO CHECK OUT THE MATTER.
CARROLL YELLED OUT ‘’LOOK IT’S A SLEIGH’’
SESSION RESPONDED ‘’SHIT ITS COMING MY WAY’’
.SESSION DREW HIS GUN AND SHOT WITHOUT FEAR,
HITTING THE SLEIGH AND EIGHT TINY REINDEER
T JOHNNIE JOINED IN TO HAVE SOME FUN,
AND PULLED FROM HIS TRUNK AN UNAUTHORIZED SHOT GUN.
CHAD CALLED OUT’’ YES WE GOT US SOME DEER’’
NOW SARGE AND I CAN HAVE SAUSAGE FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
JOHNNIE RAISED THE SHOT GUN AND RAN INTO THE ROAD,
WHERE A FAT MAN IN RED LAY UNDER A HEAVY LOAD.
THE LOAD FELL OVER AND WHAT TO OUR EYES DID APPEAR
THE MAN IN THE RED SUIT WAS SANTA ‘’OH DEAR’’
MORE RAPID THEN EAGLES THE ADMINISTRATION CAME,
THEN TUCKER SHOUTED ‘’WHO’S IN CHARGE? I WANT A NAME’’
CHIEF PACHNEK RESPONDED TO THE SCENE THAT WAS QUITE OUT OF HAND
CROSSED THROUGH THE INTERSECTION TURING HIS CAR INTO A TIN CAN
JOHNSON AND VINCENT RESPONDED CODE THREE
‘’BANG’’ ‘’CRASH’’ OH CRAP SAID VINCENT YOU RAN INTO ME!’’
SGT. FORBES RESPONDED AND LET OUT A SIGH
TAL WRITE UP THE ACCIDENT AND DON’T YOU DARE LIE
SGT. SANTIAGO RAN TO THE DOOR IN A QUICK DASH
‘’IT’S A RAID BOYS’’ HE SAID ‘’ WE WANT YOUR STASH’’
THE HOUSE WAS ENTERED AND TO OUR SURPRISE
I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW AND RUBBED MY EYES
FIFER HAD THE ELVES ALL CUFFED AND STUFFED
TUCKER YELLED OUT’’ STOP THIS IS QUITE ENOUGH’’
THAT FAT GUY IS SANTA, NOT SOME CROOKED DUDE
WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER YOU CAN BET WE WILL BE SUED
THIS IS SANTA’S WORSHOP AND NOTHING MORE
NOT A GROW HOUSE, OR DOPE HOLE FOR SOMEONE TO SCORE
ITS O.K SAID SANTA JUST HELP ME MAKE THINGS RIGHT
SO I CAN GET MY TOYS DELIVERED TONIGHT
LETS GET THE STREETS CLEAR SO SANTA CAN GO
IT’S XMAS EVE LETS START TJIS SHOW
CALL SOLOWSKY HAVE HIS SQUAD HOLD TRAFFIC TO A STOP
I CAN’T SAID SANTIAGO THEY’RE WATCHING A MOVIE IN THE SWAP SHOP
GRAB THE FIRE TRUCK AND HELP SANTA ON HIS WAY
THE REINDEER ARE ALL SHOT, AND CAN’T PULL SANTA’S SLEIGH
TERESA SAID I’LL HELP SANTA AS SHE POPPED INTO SIGHT
MY BACK SEAT IS EMPTY, AS I LOST ANOTHER PRISONER TONIGHT
SANTA WAS JOLLY AS HE SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE
HOP ON WILSON AND DON’T FORGET YOUR MDT!
THEN SANTA BELLOWED OUT SO STRONG AND CLEAR
THANKS LAUDERHILL, BUT I WON’T BE BACK NEXT YEAR!
AS SANTA AND WILSON DROVE DOWN 56 AVE OUT OF SIGHT
SANTA WAVED AND SAID MERRY XMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL GOODNIGHT