why we will always be goofport

http://media.putfile.com/red-colored-polar-bear

That made me day.

I just shat my pants.............phuckin' genious, and, yes, that is based on a true story.............

lol, that video cracked me up. I can't believe that is a true story....yet then again with people nowadays, maybe i can

It's nice to see that our elected local officials still care about the important things.

I woke up this morning to realize I can no longer afford my mortgage thanks to insurance rates and property taxes approaching record highs. I can no longer drive to work because I can't afford to put gas in my car. And, oh yeah, my boss just called and told me my job was being outsourced to a city named Beijing.

Oh well, when it's all said and done, at least I can rest easy knowing I'll never have to endure the horiffc sight of a dead Spoonbill carcass hanging from a tree.

Wow how amazing was that, I hope that it isn't depicted from a true story though. You guys must really have a strong camaraderie to get through situations like that.