GETTING PAY FOR DOING NOTHING

How would an increase in teamwork affect employees' productivity in our department?
My problem is with a "senior" peer. Her lack of ambition and motivation shows by her work habits and rarely working overtime. I have confronted her but the conversations have done no good.
My biggest problem now is directing my anger about this senior toward my manager who is somewhat "wishy-whashy".

what shift?

Just by the way this post was titled I can tell you're a reff.

How would an increase in teamwork affect employees' productivity in our department?
My problem is with a "senior" peer. Her lack of ambition and motivation shows by her work habits and rarely working overtime. I have confronted her but the conversations have done no good.
My biggest problem now is directing my anger about this senior toward my manager who is somewhat "wishy-whashy".

Anyone that has been there long enough to be topped out in pay would rather pick the peanuts out of their doo doo then spend an extra minute in that place. Give yourself a few years. If you're still working there as long as this SENIOR PEER I bet you will have the same attitude.

what shift?

AFTERNOON

YOU MEAN THE MORNING SHIFT RIGHT?

Who does not sleep at Midnights? none cuz everybody does!...
even the new hire does!

HERE ARE SOME TIPS IF YOU GET CAUGHT ON THE JOB

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"Amen"

Everybody knows people sleeps at communication, let's just talk about boobs... the last person who got them (4509) had a bad boob job done, they are wayyyyy too high.

Firm appearance is another cue;they look like solid muscle.

warning, make sure to check your doctor's portafolios before your surgery.

No BL, they just look high because you're probably a typical short little piece of crap. Maybe you can get your smaller parts upsized...or wait till you get pubies.

Who does not sleep at Midnights? none cuz everybody does!...
even the new hire does!

HERE ARE SOME TIPS IF YOU GET CAUGHT ON THE JOB

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broken...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

"Amen"


Cute . . . now sign your DAR!

??? who got a boob job over there ?

??? who got a boob job over there ?


i have no clue

??? who got a boob job over there ?


i have no clue


A sgt's girlfriend who is 4509!!!

just about everyone in there has had them done. Its a beautiful thing!

??? who got a boob job over there ?


i have no clue


A sgt's girlfriend who is 4509!!!

ok i know who u are talking about, but how does that affect your life?

??? who got a boob job over there ?


i have no clue


A sgt's girlfriend who is 4509!!!

ok i know who u are talking about, but how does that affect your life?


it does not affect my life, but it does my sight!

[quote=Anonymous]??? who got a boob job over there ?


i have no clue


A sgt's girlfriend who is 4509!!!

ok i know who u are talking about, but how does that affect your life?


it does not affect my life, but it does my sight![/quote:3r5dg11r]

well thats easy to fix, dont go into Communications, im sure you can find some questionable in-the-closet male officers that you can stare at

that was funny! I can't stop cracking up :lol:

LT BELLO IS AN ISULT TO HIS NAME, NOT HANDSOME AT ALL...

PLEASE YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT, ALMIGHTY... PLEASE HAVE SOME EDUCATION AND RESPECT TO OTHERS INSTEAD OF PUTTING DOWN THE STAFF.
ACKNOWLEDGING PEOPLE WITH A "HELLO" OR A NICE GREETING IS JUST SIMPLE COURTESY. SAYING "THANK YOU", "PLEASE" AND "YOU'RE WELCOME" ARE SIGNS OF BEING GOOD MANNERED.

Matt. 10:12 “When you knock on a door, be courteous in your greeting

HE IS AN A S S H O L E........

who is the boss? keep complaining and I will recomend to postopone all your overtime to be paid next month. Who is the ass hole?

He's always been a D-wod. He has no personality and has that snake demeanor. Another guy who should retire ASAP.